Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
I tried baking for the first time.
I've been told my baking skills are horrible.
I try not to cake it personally.
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
I have a baking soda joke
I bet it’ll get a rise out of you
Cut my finger while I was baking ...
You can't get blood out of a scone.
Two muffins are baking in the oven...
The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here."
The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"
Why did the rich man fail at baking bread?
He didn’t knead the dough
I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
I joined a fight club with baking
I need to be kneed while I knead
I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
My friend recently starting doing a lot of baking.
This morning he brought me a pie, a cake, a plate of cookies, and a tray of brownies. And then he just left! I don’t know why he deserted me like that.
The thought of baking scares me
My mate lost his toes in a baking accident
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Dad, which state supports baking as a family activity?
I saw a video of Kanye West baking 300 cakes at once.
No one man should have all that flour.
A man enters into a baking competition
And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, “what were you thinking?” The man replied, “I don’t know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.”
I tried to cook dinner for my wife, but I accidentally added washing soda instead of baking soda.
She’s foaming at the mouth.
Why do the french only use one egg when baking a cake?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
My wife is mad at me because I didn’t know the difference between washing soda and baking soda.
It left her foaming at the mouth.
Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking
"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?"
It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.
I went to a baking school, they tortoise how to make those.
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand...
I'm quite insecure about my home baking skills, though people kept complimenting me on my home made bread.
"Thanks" I said "I kneaded that"
What is a dolphins favourite baking ingredient?
All Porpoise Flour!
Sorry about the username... Hope I didn't spoil it... I don't really have a "porpoise" in life! Badum cha!
What do you call a computer scientist who enjoys baking?
The Great British Baking Show is an in tents competition.
Why did the cat insist on baking the pizza?
What does Dave Grohl sing while hes baking?
I've got another confection to bake!
Eat a teaspoon of baking powder when you get up.
My brother was never successful at baking homemade bread.
All he ever did was loaf around.
Baking Cheater
I once entered a baking contest, but am ashamed to admit I cheated. I entered the contest multiple times because I really wanted to win, but no bun in ten did.
Sorry if this is a repost, thought of it today.
Baking bread is annoying
I absolutely loaf it.
(Loath)
Candy Baking
It’s all about temperature. You gotta find the sweet spot on the candy thermometer.
What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave
Would her name be ‘Mozzarella’?
My wife was asking where the baking sheet for pizzas was...
I responded, "Well, I dunno, but if it was a pizza sheet, then I probably threw it away."
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One looks over and says "its getting warm in here!"
The other replies "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
I Dad-Joked my Dad while baking a cake
Dad: Shouldn't we get the mixer out to make the batter?
Mine: Nah. Let's whisk it.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
This was my first time baking a cake for my son
Two muffins are baking in an oven
One turns to the other and says, "sure is hot in here!"
The other one says "AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Two muffins were baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other. “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says
Ahhhh! A Talking Muffin!!!!
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