Any good french toast puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenofthesands
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What do cars put on their toast for breakfast?

Traffic jams!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
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What do you call an Ignorant Piece of Toast

a Breadneck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carcival
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Gentlemen, a toast.

To bread! Because without bread, there would be no toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyRecon
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Sneezed all over my toast.

Can’t believe it snot butter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
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A TOAST TO YOUR BIRTHDAY redbubble.com/i/greeting-…
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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.

When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I made some French toasts for my kids

Oui all liked it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My son helped me out with this one. What do doors spread on their toast?

Jamb.

Thanks u/rerunthedj

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoffitt15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was disappointed in the synonym toast,

because it was just warm bread.

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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

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I like Synonym Toast Crunch.

It's tasty. And yummy as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tafkat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Zuul asks Peter Venkman if he wants to wreck up a city and toast marshmallows in the flames.

Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theknight618
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I made some toast and refused to give our little doggo a bite. My kids asked why she looked so sad...

I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisWasTheLast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why did Bill get mad at John after John ate all of his toast?

Because he's Lack Toast Intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CeaselessHavel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.

Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."

Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Hey look, it is Toast Malone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmepsi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I’m not sure if I like toast.

On the upside, it’s buttered. But on the downside, it’s not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.

Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Whenever I eat burnt toast it makes me feel sick.

I guess I’m just black toast intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theheroofunicycle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling β€œOk Boomer!”

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, β€œWho's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"

"This is my hip replacement!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Toast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBIagent67098
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Me: I lost a piece of toast at the zoo.

My friend: so it’s bread in captivity?

Me: crying no it landed on the sidewalk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

A little on the dark side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOATYGOATZ
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I made French Toast!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeroissigma
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.

Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...

That it's bread in captivity.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My wife says I shouldn't put so much jelly on my toast

But I can't help it, that shit's my jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillingTime6
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What spread do astronauts use on their toast?

. . . Space jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleChido
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I had a stack of 52 slices of toast this morning.

I ate an entire deck of carbs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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"I'd like to have a toast" said the father-in-law at his daughters wedding

"Add some jam on it," he continued

(Smh this wasn't appreciated enough at r/jokes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenKyoko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.

He's such an Eggo-maniac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side... This joke was a little forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokyo-dawn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Just found out why my toast kept getting burnt

My toaster had pop-up blocker on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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He's toast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpluscollective
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I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...

20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.

Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!

Sorry about my rye sense of humor...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimMarch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What does Morrissey have on his toast?

I don’t know but Johnny Marr might

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maustin96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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I can’t eat burned toast

I’m black toast intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicokid80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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The sequel to Ocarina of Toast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monctonian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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So at dinner tonight, my 9 year old says,"I'd like to make a toast"

"Where's the bread?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denzien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I’ve been eating toast to improve my self

I’m a breader person for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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The person who invented toast

"Cook it again"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyGlass0506
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My kids asked whether you smell burnt toast or burnt popcorn when you're having a stroke

I told them, "It's Different Strokes for Different Folks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadraik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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JAM on toast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMrJelly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I used to like french toast

But making it is such a pain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JavaSwirl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Saw a bird eating avocado toast.

It was a millenial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I went to my backyard this morning, and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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