Just made the perfect toastie

http://m.imgur.com/w0DDjEQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smiffy60
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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For dinner we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew

That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
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I was interrogated over the theft of cheese toasty

man,they really grilled me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I recently started a new job in a cafe where I have to prepare all the fillings for cheese toasties.

It’s grate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Hubs: Mmm! This looks tasty! Me: Um, no. This looks...toasty.
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A toasty shower. imgur.com/GG7Fclo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimantor1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.

I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfgamer333
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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My grandfather was a baker in the army.

He went in all buns glazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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4 year old got me today

We just got back into the car after shopping at Lowe’s.

Me: It’s hot in here, I’m toasty.

4yo: I’m going to spread jelly on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandeUte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Got my SO's dad at commencement

After the commencement ceremony was over, we walk out and I say,

Me: "Man, it was getting toasty in there!"

SO's Dad: "What? That stadium was freezing! "

Me: "I thought it was hot! There must have been 500 degrees in there!"

I got headshakes from her sister and her mom, and a "Hey! I'm totally using that!" from her dad. I think I'm in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterWins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger

It was pretty toasty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisemenGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Totally worth it (found on /r/cyanideandhappiness)

http://explosm.net/comics/4436/

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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I was video chatting with an attractive guy. He dadjoked my dadjoke.

Him: "You're a pretty cool person."

Me: "Actually I'm nice and toasty. I'm wearing sweater tights and have a blanket over me!"

Him: "But where did you get the bread? ... Oh, right, you're just loafing around!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/issiautng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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Dead rabbit

A dead rabbit stands at the pearly gates, confronted by God.

'What did you have for breakfast over the last week?' God asks. 'Well' said the rabbit, 'let me see. On Monday I had peanut butter on toast, on Tuesday it was jam on toast, on Wednesday I had marmite on toast...' 'I see' God interrupted, 'you died of myxing-ya-toastis'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/king_ginger4999
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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Made breakfast for the family...

My daughter waited to put butter on her toast, but it was too cold to melt the butter. I heated it up in the microwave, and told her "now give it a minute, because its a little toasty."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nub98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toasty

Man, they really grilled me

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