My dad told me my new toaster oven had shipped...
We just got a new toaster oven. "The inaugural toast."
Iād like to make a toast...
places bread in toaster oven
My wife just got me during dinner...couldn't be prouder.
I made dinner that was ready right as my wife got home from work. I was pulling the fish out of the oven and ask her if she is having rice on the side. She tells me "that's naan of your business" as I turn and see her putting a piece of naan in the toaster.
I think I got dad joked at lunch
I was waiting for my sandwich to heat up in the toaster oven and staring pretty intently at the melting cheese.
Suddenly a coworker walks by me and says "you know a watched sandwich never boils!"
He's not wrong...
