Cookie Sheet Puns

A list of puns related to "Cookie Sheet"

Wife had a bunch of bacon on a cookie sheet...

...and I said "looks like you're doing some bakin!" Oooohhhhh the look I got...

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👤︎ u/brothwell0403
📅︎ Sep 08 2014
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What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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👤︎ u/Thornkale
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do gingerbread men put on their beds?

Cookie sheets!

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👤︎ u/kv0thesixstring
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

Cookie sheets

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👤︎ u/90eight
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?

He keeps a log book.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Got my wife while making dinner

She asked me to place some aluminum foil on some cookie sheets so I did. Then I threw my hands in the air and said:

My pans have been foiled.

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👤︎ u/mrmeanmustid
📅︎ Sep 14 2016
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How do gingerbread men stay warm at night?

Cookie sheets

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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What does a ginger bread man cover himself with when he's in bed?

A cookie sheet.

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👤︎ u/urbanek2525
📅︎ Dec 26 2015
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