This is the baste, I lohve eet!
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👤︎ u/nerdenial
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Stop basting my Lamb, you lamb-baster

So I came across a word today in my reading that I had heard before and was able to deduce it's likely meaning based in the context it was used, however, to be safe, I looked it up anyway and while reading the book definition came up with what I hope is an original pun (phrase)...

Context: When someone is giving you a hard time you can say, "stop basting my Lamb, you lamb-baster"

lambaste - criticize (someone or something) harshly

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📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.

Baste on a true story.

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📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Dad said this last thanksgiving....

So a year after the song came out, and my little sister had been playing it non stop, dad decided he'd make his own joke for Thanksgiving which was All about that Baste as he was basting the turkey....So I decided to turn it into a shirt

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👤︎ u/Jolth
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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To prevent your gyro meat from drying out, criticize it harshly while cooking.

Give it a good lamb basting.

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Do you know the rules for a conservative Thanksgiving?

Nothing below the baste and absolutely no stuffing.

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📅︎ Apr 06 2014
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Quentin Tarantino is coming out with a Thanksgiving movie about an elite unit of poorly moistened turkeys

It's called Inglourious Basteds

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Oct 11 2017
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