Gravity Falls has the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRONGOD2020
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What’s the best pun you can come up with the word β€œpelican” ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogefighter232
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Office-ally the best pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdfiasco
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
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Remember this. The best pun i have ever seen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratik_cool
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME

I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.

Let's see what you can do!

What you need to know about the game:

  • You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
  • Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
  • You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.

That's basically it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyounr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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lol, best pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebetteroobryoob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What pokèmon tells the best puns?

Lopunny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolpokemon96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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This is by far the best pun of the day , the journalist really drove the message home!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
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My best pun of 2013
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drainedlmao
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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The best pun I ever made, true story:

I had recently joined a band as their bassist, whose previous bassist was very punny and also had a long beard like me.

I had made some unmemorable pun, and the guitarist said, "Goddamn it, puns must be related to beards."

I said, "With great length comes greatest pun ability."

Swear to god this is true. Only two people witnessed it. I want you all to be my witnesses.

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teacher puns are the best puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpierceyjr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Best pun I heard today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bro_Kuli
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Best pun I witnessed on reddit.

>Dad fixing roof.

>ladder falls

Dad "geues ill have to count on you" Son shouts " I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/susgunner-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I entered 10 of my best puns into a competition to see if any would win

No pun in-ten-did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Science pun is best pun. astronomy.com/news/2019/0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augustus420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Might be the best pun I’ve ever read
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nu24601
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Microsoft puns are the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pbluebirddd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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This, no joke, might be the best pun I’ve ever read
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nu24601
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Best pun I've ever made
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hipstagramz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Best pun of 2018. Black panther v.redd.it/x03qhwai2ie21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rylon-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Reddit comments always have the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/widefaceviki
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Yang puns are the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatmasterofpuns
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Some of the best puns I've heard. Not many videos on here but enjoy this rap battle. youtube.com/watch?v=lNtw6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/In_for_a_pound
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What are the best puns for the name "Juan"?

My co-worker (named Juan) is tired of hearing things like "Juan" in a million or Juan-derful. So wanted (Juan-ted) to know if there was some pretty good out there puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rioraku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Best pun ever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTF_BLANKET
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Best pun ever? m.imgur.com/a/26QfZXd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jynksyyyyy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Guys can you give me your best puns about sockets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryhard609
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I will have to live with the fact that I will never hear the best pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirenyderp
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Reddit Gold to whoever can make the best pun with my last name?!

My last name is "Guo" Some puns include Guoaway or Guorgeous :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davidguo25
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DOT has the best pun game in the nation. For real doe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hjohn184
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Started a pun website where I just basically post the best puns I find on the internet. Would love your opunions! badjokesnobs.com
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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjokesnobs
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I think I made the best pun I'll ever make in my life

I was playing Overwatch with my friend. After a round ended, I saw that I had gotten 2222 exp. The conversation went like this:

"Oh weird, I got 2222 (said two-two-two-two out loud) experience that round."

"Really? So did I"

"Wait, seriously? Four twos?"

"Yep"

"Wow, how fortuitous"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoewithaB
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But I have the best puns around here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-dark-knight01
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My best puns!
  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  2. You have to rush Limbaugh!

3.My noodle soup doesn't taste that good. It really laksa certain quality.

4.I know its cheesy, but I feel grate!

  1. can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

6.How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

7.What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"

8.I CAN because I'm a CANadian!

9.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

10.Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

11.Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

12.There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod...

AND MY FAVOURITE! 13.I was at the scene of a crime, it took place at a cartoonists house, we couldnt find work though, it was sketchy.

IM STILL WORKING ON #12 Post your favourite/own pun in the comments, this will now be... Puntastic! Also OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS! Chow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CORALGRIMES357
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Saw this in my local newspaper last week. One of the best puns I have seen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/romanista8
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Best pun T-Shirt of all time! "DABercrombie" staysickclothing.merchnow…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MallyMcAlly
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the best pun is a subtle one
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