Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
It always rises to the occasion.
What do you call a "Can Opener" that doesn't works ?
-A "Can't Opener" !
Why are famous people so cool ?
-Because of their "Fans" !
Why did the man work in the barn his whole life ?
-Because it was a "Stable" carrier !
I hope you guys enjoyed !
Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.
These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.
what do wheels say when they are exhausted? i am TIREd...
Today I jumped at the fog, but I mist
i’m such a egg head
I am trying to come up with a punny title for my research essay, in which I studied the connection between standards of education and a nation's economy. Thanks!
My mom is having breast reduction surgery and laughter is the best medicine!
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
I am trying to come up with a good joke using a pun of 'excise' and 'ex-ice' tax. I am usually good at this, but I am struggling to come up with anything. Thanks!