I'm trying to eat more kale because it's healthy. But when I see it on my plate, I ask myself...
Do the ends really justify the greens?
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics
Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?
I'm planning to open my own healthy food and supplements store.
Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?
Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.
My girlfriend's walked out on me, saying she's sick to death of my healthy, but boring diet.
Never mind though, plenty more fish in the freezer.
I wanted to be more healthy so tried putting oat milk in my tea.
They say practice healthy eating…
One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
Maintaining a healthy diet...
Why are Wendy's burgers healthy?
So I try to eat healthy
But every time I try, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers
Sleep experts reckon that in order to stay optimally healthy, you need "6-8 hours a day".
That's me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
I eat healthy food 6 days a week
I only eat greasy food on Fryday
My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy
If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery
I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life.
I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life
In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, I’ve been dancing in public while insulting people.
I practice social diss dancing.
Those patties made of chickpeas and spices are supposed to be healthy.
But whenever I make them I felafel.
What music group will make you healthy?
All of my mom's sisters are incredibly healthy
thanks to all of their auntie-bodies.
I had to check my pee if i was healthy
Germany has unveiled a new, healthy meal plan for all its citizens
They call it the Guten Free Diet.
My daughter: it's not healthy to have that much whip cream
Me: just trying to get whipped into shape.
Did you hear that Science is now saying Birthdays are Healthy for you?
Apparently people who have more live longer...
Dad: I’ll have the steak. Mom: Have the chicken instead. It’s healthy.
Dad: No it isn’t. It’s dead.
Whole Foods is using anime to promote healthy snacks for kids.
Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'
The gaming world made kid's teeth healthy
Ive been trying to grow my food, to be more healthy
I just can't find any bacon seeds
When you really want to live life on the edge and be healthy
Why don’t healthy dyslexic people eat bread?
To live a long and healthy life you're supposed to give up cigarettes, booze, and fried foods.
Well maybe you won't actually live longer, but it sure will feel like it.
A healthy marriage is often like disappointing electronics
Taking train will make you healthy
They told me drinking lead would be healthy...
Why is Warren Buffett so healthy for his age?
A post-biological society would be so healthy
The doctor said I’m healthy
Son: which doctor?
Me: no the regular one
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