Why are ants always intelligent? Because they always have the ANTswer
Very Intelligent
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...
It would have made him a smart Alec.
For Intelligent, Down-to-Earth People.
If we got rid of the Earth's core, it would be dismantling to our infrastructure.
Whats an intelligent visitor with a typo?
An educated guess
Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.
It's called the crowbar
My friend thinks drinking beer makes him more intelligent.
I don’t think that makes my Budweiser.
JFK was an extremely intelligent man
His brain was so big that it covered his entire car.
What do you call an intelligent wish fulfiller?
A Genie-us
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
Dumb.ledore
I have created the world's first artificially intelligent pottery!
It is a ware!
Son: Dad, I don't know any synonyms for "intelligent".
Me: "Likewise."
This explains the early-20th century intelligent look
What beverage makes cannabis more intelligent?
Budweiser
Any time I do something halfway intelligent, my dad says…
"Wow, you're a fart smella...I mean smart fella!"
Scientists have recently discovered a new species of dinosaur that's really intelligent.
it's called a thesaurus
Enrico's two mallards wonder where all the intelligent aliens are.
Fermi’s pair-o’-ducks
What do you call an intelligent military machine?
A Think Tank.
Hear they’ve made a new artificially intelligent Oreo?
It's one smart cookie.
