I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
I’m thinking of marrying my Quidditch playing girlfriend.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I am thinking of pursuing a career in crowd estimation.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
Thinking of holidaying in the highlands of Scotland?
I posted 10 puns thinking they'd get into hot
That prayer in Congress got me thinking
It shouldn’t be menstrual, it should be womenstrual
I'm thinking of dying my fringes
That way year will surely have some highlights.
I was thinking of going as a bandaid this Halloween, but then decided against it.
I find it really hard to pull it off.
As this year is coming to a close, I find myself thinking about all the things I would have done differently.
Seems like I got 20/20 hindsight.
I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending
I'm thinking about buying a new mattress, but I'm not sure.
I think I'll sleep on it.
I just sit here thinking about jokes all day
My wife thinks my hobbies are laughable
I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...
I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!
I'm thinking of starting a newspaper based upon 2020...
I think it'll be called The Trying Times.
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
I'm thinking of rebranding my company as Gametes
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
Mom: I'm thinking of making pasta or taco for dinner. What are you thoughts?
Dad: Those are the little voices that say things inside my head.
"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a kleptomaniac."
"Take these tablets twice a day and if it doesn't work, get me an iPhone 12.
Thinking about moving to Switzerland.
Coming up with pros and cons.
To start out, the flag is a big plus...
I was thinking of becoming a dog
but it’s giving me pause.
I was thinking of changing my major to Physics
Then I can go ahead and be a physician.
I'm thinking about buying a weighted blanket.
This is a most heavy decision.
Just thinking here but we can’t let 2020 end,
I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center
I will call it “Pick Your Nose”
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
I was thinking that I am the kindest person in the world. Then I saw German kids.
Police raised an alert in error, thinking they’d discovered a recently severed appendage.
I had myself in stitches thinking this pun up
I’m thinking of naming my dog “Karma”
When a girl makes stupid decisions when she's turned on, can it be called clitical thinking?🤔
For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
I always ask my wife if she's thinking about making some tea
Because I think she's pre-tea
The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.
"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself
I can't stop thinking about rocket engines.
I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
I’m thinking about going to a chiropractor
I just don’t know how far it would set me back
I was thinking about moving to Switzerland...
And I thought that the flag was a big plus.
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