Philosophy puns
I try to stop making them but I just Kant
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︎ Aug 28 2014
I keep trying to come up with good philosophy pun
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︎ Mar 10 2019
One Kant make a good philosophy pun without thinking it Thoreau from different Engels.
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︎ Nov 20 2014
What do you call a whale who rejects deterministic philosophy?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Is there a philosophy to mathematics?
I guess there could be, if not it's pointless.
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︎ May 09 2021
Itβs philosophy at a higher pitch than usual...
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I think my Australian neighbor is into philosophy
He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I tried to teach my horse philosophy but it didn't take.
After all, you can't put Descartes before the horse.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
It's our problem-free philosophy...
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she wonβt get a job.
I said, βAre you having an existential cry, sis?β
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︎ Jul 01 2018
I recently bought a manual on philosophy
But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.
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︎ May 08 2020
Philosophy jams
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice. "My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time...
The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks, "Do you like potato pancakes?"
"No," comes the answer and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.
"Do you have a brother?"
"No."
After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
I laughed more than I thought.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
A friend of mine was trying to decide whether to study art or philosophy.
I told him he should draw a conclusion.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Yesterday, I joined Philosophy club at my school
I walked in, asked the teacher if the club even existed, then left.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
A Place for Philosophy
I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.
Basically, I think there for a yam.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.
He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Puns about philosophy are not popular.
But it has a Nietzsche market.
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︎ Jun 05 2018
Philosophy of Doughnuts:
It takes two doughnut halves to make a doughnut hole
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︎ Dec 15 2017
What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.
One is a Loch Ness
The other is "Knock less"
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Disney's making an animated Blaxploitation film about Eastern philosophy.
They're calling it 'FroZen.
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︎ Feb 15 2018
What did the philosophy major do when they needed new shoes?
They went sole searching.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
I'm celebrating Halloween with the kids from my philosophy class...
We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.
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︎ Oct 31 2012
What do you call an overweight priest studying philosophy?
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︎ Jul 12 2018
What is a skunk's guiding philosophy in life?
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︎ Feb 13 2018
Why did the horny student take six years of philosophy and six years of law?
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︎ Dec 20 2017
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
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︎ Sep 06 2017
Couple of snake-like fish talking philosophy under my wifes shoes today.
They were just high eels.
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︎ Jan 17 2018
I had a hard time selling German Philosophy
I guess it's a Nietzsche Market.
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︎ Sep 12 2014
I asked my dad about the origin of Western Philosophy...
He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."
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︎ Apr 21 2017
I don't understand Chinese philosophy.
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︎ Oct 02 2016
Philosophy professor got the whole class today
Our philosophy professor is constantly making dad jokes, but this one really got me today.
He was telling a story about a man who apparently smelled quite awful, and one of the man's friends, in an attempt to tell the man about his stench, got too close and exclaimed "Eureka!"
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︎ Nov 28 2016
What exactly is it about Dad Jokes that makes them so cringeworthy? What's the philosophy behind it?
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︎ Sep 20 2015
Philosophy Lecturer just dadjoked us
Discussing John Locke
Student: But isn't X the case?
Lecturer: Exactly my point, you're Locked in!
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︎ Aug 14 2014
Who can't do philosophy?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Can you talk about Philosophy ?
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Yesterday I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
Laughed more than I thought.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Anyone else go to the comedy and philosophy convention last night?
Laughed more than I thought!
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︎ Jun 20 2016
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