I try to stop making them but I just Kant
I keep trying to come up with good philosophy pun
One Kant make a good philosophy pun without thinking it Thoreau from different Engels.
What do you call a whale who rejects deterministic philosophy?
Is there a philosophy to mathematics?
I guess there could be, if not it's pointless.
It’s philosophy at a higher pitch than usual...
I think my Australian neighbor is into philosophy
He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
I tried to teach my horse philosophy but it didn't take.
After all, you can't put Descartes before the horse.
Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.
It's our problem-free philosophy...
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
I recently bought a manual on philosophy
But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice. "My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time...
The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks, "Do you like potato pancakes?"
"No," comes the answer and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.
"Do you have a brother?"
After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
I laughed more than I thought.
A friend of mine was trying to decide whether to study art or philosophy.
I told him he should draw a conclusion.
Yesterday, I joined Philosophy club at my school
I walked in, asked the teacher if the club even existed, then left.
A Place for Philosophy
I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.
Basically, I think there for a yam.
My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.
He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily
Puns about philosophy are not popular.
But it has a Nietzsche market.
Philosophy of Doughnuts:
It takes two doughnut halves to make a doughnut hole
What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.
One is a Loch Ness
The other is "Knock less"
Disney's making an animated Blaxploitation film about Eastern philosophy.
They're calling it 'FroZen.
What did the philosophy major do when they needed new shoes?
They went sole searching.
I'm celebrating Halloween with the kids from my philosophy class...
We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.
What do you call an overweight priest studying philosophy?
What is a skunk's guiding philosophy in life?
Why did the horny student take six years of philosophy and six years of law?
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Couple of snake-like fish talking philosophy under my wifes shoes today.
They were just high eels.
I had a hard time selling German Philosophy
I guess it's a Nietzsche Market.
I asked my dad about the origin of Western Philosophy...
He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."
I don't understand Chinese philosophy.
Philosophy professor got the whole class today
Our philosophy professor is constantly making dad jokes, but this one really got me today.
He was telling a story about a man who apparently smelled quite awful, and one of the man's friends, in an attempt to tell the man about his stench, got too close and exclaimed "Eureka!"
What exactly is it about Dad Jokes that makes them so cringeworthy? What's the philosophy behind it?
Philosophy Lecturer just dadjoked us
Discussing John Locke
Student: But isn't X the case?
Lecturer: Exactly my point, you're Locked in!
Can you talk about Philosophy ?
Yesterday I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.
Laughed more than I thought.
Anyone else go to the comedy and philosophy convention last night?
Laughed more than I thought!