I keep trying to come up with good philosophy pun

But I just Kant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
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Philosophy puns

I try to stop making them but I just Kant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/histoarian
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One Kant make a good philosophy pun without thinking it Thoreau from different Engels.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floydimus
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Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.

It's deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
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It's our problem-free philosophy...
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I recently bought a manual on philosophy

But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-just-sef
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Philosophy jams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kytom31
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My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.

I said, β€œAre you having an existential cry, sis?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.

They called me Soccertes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Who can't do philosophy?

Immanuel Kant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozantac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice. "My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time...

The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks, "Do you like potato pancakes?"

"No," comes the answer and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.

"Do you have a brother?"

"No."

After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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A friend of mine was trying to decide whether to study art or philosophy.

I told him he should draw a conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Yesterday, I joined Philosophy club at my school

I walked in, asked the teacher if the club even existed, then left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smashedavAvado69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Can you talk about Philosophy ?

Because I Kant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorchi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.

I laughed more than I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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My son got a Philosophy degree for its utility in the work world.

He's right. His new job is an existential test for him daily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoseTaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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A Place for Philosophy

I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.

Basically, I think there for a yam.

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Yesterday I went to a comedy and philosophy convention.

Laughed more than I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Puns about philosophy are not popular.

But it has a Nietzsche market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.

One is a Loch Ness

The other is "Knock less"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What did the philosophy major do when they needed new shoes?

They went sole searching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtSmartykins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Philosophy of Doughnuts:

It takes two doughnut halves to make a doughnut hole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JShawKSU
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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What do you call an overweight priest studying philosophy?

A Deep Fat Friar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Availe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Disney's making an animated Blaxploitation film about Eastern philosophy.

They're calling it 'FroZen.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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What is a skunk's guiding philosophy in life?

I stink, therefore I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Why did the horny student take six years of philosophy and six years of law?

To master debate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?

Now he's a whywolf

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Couple of snake-like fish talking philosophy under my wifes shoes today.

They were just high eels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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I'm celebrating Halloween with the kids from my philosophy class...

We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.

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I asked my dad about the origin of Western Philosophy...

He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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I had a hard time selling German Philosophy

I guess it's a Nietzsche Market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hector_Ceromus
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I don't understand Chinese philosophy.

It Confucius me.

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Anyone else go to the comedy and philosophy convention last night?

Laughed more than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SJV88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Philosophy professor got the whole class today

Our philosophy professor is constantly making dad jokes, but this one really got me today.

He was telling a story about a man who apparently smelled quite awful, and one of the man's friends, in an attempt to tell the man about his stench, got too close and exclaimed "Eureka!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xprockox
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Dad joked a random fellow student in my Philosophy class

So it's an Ancient Greek Philosophy class discussing the Presocratic philosophers of the sixth and fifty centuries BC and we were discussing Pythagoras.

One student was asking about the harmony of numbers in music that Pythagoras came up with and was amazed that he came up with that so long ago.

Student: "So he came up with all that way back then? Jesus Christ that's crazy!"

Me: "No this was before Christ."

Fortunately, everyone in my class appreciated it. Not enough groans though.. I'll do better next time.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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What exactly is it about Dad Jokes that makes them so cringeworthy? What's the philosophy behind it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surfANDmusic
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Philosophy Lecturer just dadjoked us

Discussing John Locke

Student: But isn't X the case?

Lecturer: Exactly my point, you're Locked in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmanpman
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I don't understand philosophy.

It Confucius me.

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