My son asked me whether Ο€ was a rational number, even though he knows i didnt go to school...

I mean that's just not rational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HertzMcGertz
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Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.

It was a loco motive.

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Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?

To protest the Unagi Ration.

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The Costco employee said "I'm sorry Sir, we're rationing.

[Looking over cart full of TP]

Me: "Nice to meet you Rationing, I'm Hoarding"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robinson217
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That’s a rational expression.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TelepathicPsych
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"Dad, I know about real numbers, natural numbers and rational numbers. But what are imaginary numbers?"

"It's the numbers you use to call your imaginary girlfriend."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kuroha_zone
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I speak in simplified fractions

Half of what I say makes sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongLongus
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There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator

Only a fraction of people would get this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why are musicians such rational people?

Because they always make sound decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Found this in class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmolloSmoller
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What did the stout, starving sergeant eat in the army?

Alliter o' rations.

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I bet the Department of Defense gives the low-quality rations to submarines.

After all, they're sub-optimal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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I tried to fight a fraction once

It wasn’t a very rational decision though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xakik
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9/11 jokes are not funny

But the other 2 are

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M-L125K0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickyno
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My older kid likes to eat frozen corn for a snack

But he is being rationed to one bowl a day right now and he already had his today. So when he asked me for more just now, I told him he couldn't because he's on cornantine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proscriptus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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How did 8 kill 18?

8/8/18

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πŸ‘€︎ u/towntown1337
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Where did ancient mathematicians hold their funerals?

Pyre Square

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Pun converter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afroman_17
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How do SWAT teams celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With Tac-taco rations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I was sitting in a class about fractions, and someone said they were leaving early.

I responded "I guess you can say he was only here for a fraction of the class." my classmates are not happy with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneidoit
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My boyfriend whipped this one out on me today.

I've been hardcore PMSing lately, so I made brownies. I messed up the recipe somehow so, rationally, I started crying because I really wanted homemade brownies.

He walks in, hugs me, and says babe, it's okay. You're ovary-acting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flynngravy69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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Calvin's Father is my role model

I totally believe in parenting similar to Calvin's father. As such, when my 6 year old son came to me and asked me why his index finger was shorter than his middle, I rationally explained to him that it had to be shorter because he'd poke his brain when he picked his nose.

It's been 3 weeks and he still believes me. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTigerFan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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Watching the NOVA on mathematics

The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.

I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macx333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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Got the whole council with this one...

I am on the city council and we had a workshop about why utility rates are lower inside the city compared to outside.

It came down to this:

  1. No study was done to show the validity of the difference.
  2. It was strictly a policy decision with an arbitrary number.
  3. The reason for this approach was simply that it is "standard in the industry" and because it is "what every other city does".

Prefacing that I was a dad so I had to say it: I suggested the rational wasn't the most sound since "just because every other city jumped off a bridge, it didn't mean I wasn't going to jump off a bridge."

Mixture of groans and laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeanzelini
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long

A Ο€ton

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