Music theory puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LahavH
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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All Music (theory) puns PLEASE

We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theturtlefiend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...

Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I just finished a quiz on communist theory

I passed with full Marx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seventeengoats
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...

Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hahaha_Joker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I was talking to my girlfriend about the latest conspiracy theory...

When she asked "what's a qanon?"

I said "not much, just talking bout conspiracies"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jax797
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

People are always trying to cover them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLittleBearClaw
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Einstein finally finished his space theory

It's about time.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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A man asks a professor, "Do you think Einstein's theory was good?"

The professor replies. "Relatively."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comforted-2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19

"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

They’re bollocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lowlands62
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the theory behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Einstein developped a theory about space

and it was about time too...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Einstein’s dad: Damn son, it’s about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory.

He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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New Epstein theory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/braaplife33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.

You’re being brain washed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3talh3ad05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I finally won an ongoing argument with my wife about Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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One of the earlier works of Einstein was a theory of relativity of spices...

It was about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I hate conspiracy theories and actually think there's a group of people creating them just to annoy me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them

My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codentaco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.

Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I finally understood Einstein's theory of relativity.

It was about time.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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It’s a bit disappointing that the Ant Man defeating Thanos theory won’t happen. After all, I’m sure the strategy would have...

Rectum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeraldzoroark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Einstein finally developed a theory about space...

It was about time too!

badoom chaaaa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gravydae420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...

It's information that's way over my head...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roso_124588
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call a conspiracy theory blood sucker that lives on the moon?

A lunar tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGrimBleeper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Einstein came up with a theory about space

It was about time too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BookerGinger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.

It is a thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobilub04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.

It seems like just yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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"The Big Bang Theory" is getting a Facebook-based game!

It's developed by Zynga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jiguryo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Did you hear about the changes to Darwin’s theory?

It’s evolving.

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If the bed above mine is removed, does that mean my theory about my brother falling on me in the night is debunked?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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There is a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way ipfs.pics/QmZbKhZGWtorqCM…
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A flat earther told me his theory on why the Earth is flat...

It was revolutionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagmonster55
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I've come up with a new theory on inertia!

But it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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So Einstein finally finished his theory about space...

It’s about time too right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Have you heard the conspiracy theory about the two single beds?

The conspiracy theory was debunked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexjkt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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[request] Conspiracy theory jokes/puns

I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.

I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.

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It seems only natural that the Flat Earth theory

is not gathering any momentum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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What's SchrΓΆdinger's cat's favorite theory?

String theory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/internetosaurus
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I hear a lot of things are better in Theory.

Where is Theory? I'd like to move there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karthok
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I like the theory of the death penalty

But I have a problem with the execution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawaii_dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
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I had a new theory about buckets

Unfortunately, it didn't hold water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisgruntledChild
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This may be just a fan theory but . . .

... I think that they help circulate the air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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All this string theory business.

I can tell you now that strings are real.

In the old days we used to keep our trousers up with them when our belts broke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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My friend has a theory about his new sieve

But I really don't think it holds water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoydOrr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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String theory is the same thing as string if you think about it
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My wife said "In theory, it'll be 50 degree tomorrow"

So where is theory then? Let's go there instead of this cold hell.

She did not laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicanes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesunnymay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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I was just trying to learn some very basic music theory and then BAM dad jokes. More dad jokes than new information. youtube.com/watch?v=TxBUn…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanMD
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like it was only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Dad: Damn son, it’s about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Einstein to his Dad: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity just got published.

Dad: Nice, son. It is about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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