All Music (theory) puns PLEASE
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school
And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
I like people in theory...
....but, not in practice .
Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?
The Theory of Plate Tectonics is on pretty shaky ground.
I have a theory on how to become immortal.
Trouble is, it'll take forever to test.
I made a new theory on inertia;
It's a shame it's not gaining any momentum.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...
Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.
What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?
People are always trying to cover them up.
A man asks a professor, "Do you think Einstein's theory was good?"
The professor replies. "Relatively."
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the theory behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19
"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?
I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory.
He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.
Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!
Einstein’s dad: Damn son, it’s about time.
One of the earlier works of Einstein was a theory of relativity of spices...
r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.
You’re being brain washed.
I hate conspiracy theories and actually think there's a group of people creating them just to annoy me.
I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them
My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.
If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.
Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.
It’s a bit disappointing that the Ant Man defeating Thanos theory won’t happen. After all, I’m sure the strategy would have...
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head...
My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol
If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
What do you call a conspiracy theory blood sucker that lives on the moon?
Did you hear about the changes to Darwin’s theory?
The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.
If the bed above mine is removed, does that mean my theory about my brother falling on me in the night is debunked?
Einstein finally finished his space theory
Einstein developped a theory about space
and it was about time too...
I finally won an ongoing argument with my wife about Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.
I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like it was only yesterday.
Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!
Dad: Damn son, it’s about time!
I finally understood Einstein's theory of relativity.
Einstein finally developed a theory about space...
It was about time too!
badoom chaaaa
Einstein to his Dad: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity just got published.
Dad: Nice, son. It is about time.
Einstein came up with a theory about space
I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.
It seems like just yesterday.
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