Music theory puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LahavH
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All Music (theory) puns PLEASE

We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)

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I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.

I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
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I like people in theory...

....but, not in practice .

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Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?

Moofasa

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The Theory of Plate Tectonics is on pretty shaky ground.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Music Theory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LahavH
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I have a theory on how to become immortal.

Trouble is, it'll take forever to test.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I made a new theory on inertia;

It's a shame it's not gaining any momentum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRaptorMovies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...

Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...

Basically my overall performance was compared with Apple’s and Orange’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hahaha_Joker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

People are always trying to cover them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLittleBearClaw
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Einstein finally finished his space theory

It's about time.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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A man asks a professor, "Do you think Einstein's theory was good?"

The professor replies. "Relatively."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comforted-2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the theory behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19

"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

They’re bollocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lowlands62
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Einstein developped a theory about space

and it was about time too...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasn’t about knot theory.

He said he’s too old for not-knot jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Einstein’s dad: Damn son, it’s about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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New Epstein theory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/braaplife33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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One of the earlier works of Einstein was a theory of relativity of spices...

It was about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I finally won an ongoing argument with my wife about Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.

You’re being brain washed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3talh3ad05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I hate conspiracy theories and actually think there's a group of people creating them just to annoy me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them

My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.

Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I finally understood Einstein's theory of relativity.

It was about time.

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It’s a bit disappointing that the Ant Man defeating Thanos theory won’t happen. After all, I’m sure the strategy would have...

Rectum.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Einstein finally developed a theory about space...

It was about time too!

badoom chaaaa

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
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I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...

It's information that's way over my head...

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My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roso_124588
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Einstein came up with a theory about space

It was about time too!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do you call a conspiracy theory blood sucker that lives on the moon?

A lunar tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGrimBleeper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Did you hear about the changes to Darwin’s theory?

It’s evolving.

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I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.

It seems like just yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.

It is a thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobilub04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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If the bed above mine is removed, does that mean my theory about my brother falling on me in the night is debunked?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.

It feels like it was only yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!

Dad: Damn son, it’s about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Einstein to his Dad: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity just got published.

Dad: Nice, son. It is about time.

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