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A student asked "what if you're ugly?'
As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
I could talk about it forever.
Go outside and ride your bike
Now it all makes cents.
I'm not happy with the execution.
But it keeps pulling me in
But damn that is a fine line.
Thanks for nothing
I don't get it.
The mean!
They put in the hours.
So I'm at Costco picking up the hot dog meal I had added to my order at the checkout. The girl at the food court register yells to the guy working in the back, "Hey! Can you make me a hot dog?"
I looked at her dead serious, waved my spirit fingers, and said, "POOF! YOU'RE A HOT DOG!"
.... She didn't get it. Kids these days...
