My physics teacher teaches kids the concept of frequency by punching them exactly once a second

it hertz

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Farmerobot
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I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.

A student asked "what if you're ugly?'

As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?

It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman

I dun made dat un up mah-self

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tony-2112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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I love the concept of infinity.

I could talk about it forever.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:

Go outside and ride your bike

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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My friend showed me his plans to produce a machine that makes pennies. At first, his concept didn't plausible...

Now it all makes cents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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The death penalty isn't a bad idea in concept, but...

I'm not happy with the execution.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prom3th3an
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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I'm trying to get away from the concept of gravity

But it keeps pulling me in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BackyZoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2019
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We all think that e-commerce is such a new concept, but babies have always been delivered.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shagminer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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I don't grassp the concept
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kluferfmernder
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I know that sexual harassment of geometric concepts is a bad thing.

But damn that is a fine line.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegreger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2019
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Whoever invented the concept of zero

Thanks for nothing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2019
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Look att this cool thumbnail concept
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YEETMYMEETNIBBA
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2018
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Books. What a novel concept
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nexus_Avatar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2018
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The whole concept of "opacity" is very unclear to me.

I don't get it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PicturElements
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2014
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to the concept of cooked bread

I propose a toast

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dissentiment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2016
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What is probably the least friendly mathematical concept?

The mean!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eric67
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2016
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How did humans come up with the concept of time?

They put in the hours.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spartacats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2017
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Some kids have no concept of fantasy metamorphosis.

So I'm at Costco picking up the hot dog meal I had added to my order at the checkout. The girl at the food court register yells to the guy working in the back, "Hey! Can you make me a hot dog?"

I looked at her dead serious, waved my spirit fingers, and said, "POOF! YOU'RE A HOT DOG!"

.... She didn't get it. Kids these days...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NGinuity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2015
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