So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phx14_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What an EGGcelent idea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I found a knife at the bottom of my ornament box (no idea why) so I picked it up and announced β€œβ€˜twas the knife before Christmas!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mother_of_baggins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I have no idea who Alan is.

But he sure is missing a lot of keys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?

Russian roulette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecat42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I’m sick of having great little ideas all the time, I think I have...

Notion sickness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levainletlive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Snap ideas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?

Because the prose outweigh the cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxcellane0us
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea...

They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy

I call it whey-to-go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeingahuman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why's it a bad idea to date celery?

Because when you break up you know it'll keep on stalking you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?

I'll tell you thisβ€” It ain't over easy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My wife was disappointed at my idea to put her shoes outside last night......

I thought I'd just put the Fila's out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I invented a new idea:

It's called plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burping_purple
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.

I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyranders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epitomizer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you say when anxious ideas won't leave you alone?

Begone, thoughts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jet_bridge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I have no idea what to get now...am I supposed to get both?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_raphael_7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.

Just stop imagining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrisyGGgamer23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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You think you have an idea but you have...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dj_u721
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I’m pretty open to the idea of getting bionics

Honestly, I’d pay an arm and a leg for them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedinate6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...

It must have been the delivery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I quizzed my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" Reluctantly, she admitted, "I have no idea. What?" I chuckled...

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My infant son is a bit constipated. My wife was like "I want to weigh him today" and I said that's not a good idea. She asked why...

Because he is full of shit.

She responded "you shouldn't say that"

I responded "what he just lies all day."

Real convo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwestwood186
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?

Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pleing1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.

It was a grate idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...

He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrojodge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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If you tell me what my idea of a perfect date is...

I personally think it's DD/MM/YY. The rest are a bit confusing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butterymix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I dumped the idea of throwing the garbage in my neighbor's backyard

It was Trash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noob_Zee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's your idea for a perfect date?

MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Me: I had no idea our daughter would go this far.

My husband: I know, this trebuchet is amazing. Let's get our son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanicalBitch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call a baby squid with a great idea?

I dunno, but I've got an inkling...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mandlebrotha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
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πŸ‘€︎ u/morgan_bulb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I thought going to a playground for a date was a good idea...

Turns out it was a swing and a miss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well

Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bicatlantis7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why is whispering in public a bad idea?

Because it's not aloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I’m already outta ideas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicalTelephone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.

I would steer clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I dumped the idea of throwing the garbage in my neighbor's yard..

It was trash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noob_Zee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I invented a new idea:

It's called plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not__Andy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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