So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
I found a knife at the bottom of my ornament box (no idea why) so I picked it up and announced “‘twas the knife before Christmas!”
i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth
I have no idea who Alan is.
But he sure is missing a lot of keys.
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
I’m sick of having great little ideas all the time, I think I have...
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
Why's it a bad idea to date celery?
Because when you break up you know it'll keep on stalking you.
Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?
I'll tell you this— It ain't over easy.
My wife was disappointed at my idea to put her shoes outside last night......
I thought I'd just put the Fila's out there
I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.
I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
What do you say when anxious ideas won't leave you alone?
I have no idea what to get now...am I supposed to get both?
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
You think you have an idea but you have...
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer
I’m pretty open to the idea of getting bionics
Honestly, I’d pay an arm and a leg for them!
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
I quizzed my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" Reluctantly, she admitted, "I have no idea. What?" I chuckled...
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed.
My infant son is a bit constipated. My wife was like "I want to weigh him today" and I said that's not a good idea. She asked why...
Because he is full of shit.
She responded "you shouldn't say that"
I responded "what he just lies all day."
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
I recently watched a documentary on Mike Tyson. I had no idea he was so religious...
He kept saying he likes to hit people in the FAITH!!!
If you tell me what my idea of a perfect date is...
I personally think it's DD/MM/YY. The rest are a bit confusing.
I dumped the idea of throwing the garbage in my neighbor's backyard
What's your idea for a perfect date?
MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.
Me: I had no idea our daughter would go this far.
My husband: I know, this trebuchet is amazing. Let's get our son!
What do you call a baby squid with a great idea?
I dunno, but I've got an inkling...
Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
I thought going to a playground for a date was a good idea...
Turns out it was a swing and a miss.
I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
Why is whispering in public a bad idea?
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.
I dumped the idea of throwing the garbage in my neighbor's yard..