Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?
A redun-dance.
It's Winter in a Walken Wonderland.
It's called artificial scare-city
I bet it will be a hair razing experience.
I said to him, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way?"
[Insert claps here]
"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.
He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."
69%
Race-ism
I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin
Because she’ll let it go.
Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.
What do you call an avocado that plays the guitar?
Rockamole.
How do you secure your avocado?
Lockamole
Blatent lies about the avocado? That's a
Crockamole
Taking your avocado fishing? Head to the
Dockamole
If your avocado's feet are cold, get it a
Sockamole
Time to stack some avocados on top of each other ...
Blockamole
Selling avocados? Make sure you have plenty of
Stockamole
Or just pawning them?
Hockamole
Your reaction at how amazing these all are?
Shockamole.
Then everybody clapped
It’s really catchy.
A tide pod.
When Harry Met Salad
What About Ke-Bob
Cumin to America
Weekend at Bearneaise II
Steakin I, II, & III
A Few Good Salmon
You’ve Got Kale
Shawshank Re-Dim Sum
Romancing the Scone
An Éclair to Remember
Roman Hollandaise
Glazed and Confused
Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure
The Evil Bread
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp
Fondue the Right Thing
Ribeyes Wide Shut
Mignons
Plante of the Grapes
Spider Manchu
Sushis All That
A Wok to Remember
Marsala-la Land
Apocalypse Cow
Die Chard
Die Chard with a Vinaigrette
Hogan’s Gyros
The Sand Latkes
A League of their Macaroni
Revenge of the Curds
Rush S’More
Braising Arizona
Demolition Ham
10 Things I hate About Ewe
Saladin
Oliver and Com-penne
Dirty Rotten Chanterelles
Sex and the Satay
The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs
Morella Enchanted
Provolone Together
Clear and Pheasant Danger
The Big Chili
Lémon: The Professional
Ava-Tartare
Hocous Pocous
High Fi-Deli Meat
Madagascargot
The Fifth Elementos
Muensters Inc.
There’s Something About Rosemary
I Am Ham
Quiche Lorraine Man
Barley & Me
Lentil Giants
Peggy Soufflé Got Married
Face Stroganoff
Con Gruyére
Fast Times at Porridgemont High
Bok Choys in the Hood
Papillonion
Requinoa for a Dream
Serial Cardamom
The kids thought it was aMAZEing.
Clash: Lock The Taskbar.
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
I'm dead serious.
Guess that's why they call it the neverending story.
http://imgur.com/gallery/Pbr9o
http://madeofmistake.com/roller-coaster
It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.
(We see butterfly near flowers)
Dad: Hey, you think that's a butterfly... or a margarine fly? (LAUGHS)
(groaning proceeds)
Like the title says. We're having a large backyard style dinner on the Friday night before our wedding, it's called "Dinner, Drinks, and Dad Jokes". So...we need lots of dad jokes to tell all of our guests. If you would be so kind, hit me with some of your favorite dad jokes!
Tropecal!
Becomes Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.
(I honestly have no idea how else to start this. I'm sorry)
