Got to stud-dee to get my de-gree in my fave subject, Pun-o-graphy !
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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.

It's spam.

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Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What is a snake's favorite subject?

Hisssss tory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What is a seals favorite subject?

Art Art Art Art!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmicnate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The one subject I was bad at in school
  1. Langwhich
  2. Maths
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time

I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What is a ghost’s favorite math subject?

Boo-lean Algebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shmarfle47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: β€œCan you drink it?!”

So I said, β€œSure! But it’ll go right through you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soofadalooka
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What is a king's least favorite subject?

History

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.

The teacher always tended to Babylon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swift-Carrots
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife says I change subjects too often when I'm talking to people.

I'm glad it rained today so I don't need to water the lawn. Anyone else feel like pizza for dinner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoFish484
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.

It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellowSnow2807
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?

A Chocolate Declaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firthmaxion
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What is a fish's favorite subject?

Astronomy.

*Mercury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacpowerz1
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My Dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school;

Maths, and he couldn’t remember the other one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Re_Peter_Parker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What was the snake’s favorite subject in school?

Hisstory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Braille is a very touchy subject
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathPreys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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On the subject of books, I also read one about the ocean.

It was pretty deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AK4TSUKi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Animals should be used to represent school subjects...

English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading. History should be bowhead whales since they’ve lived through more than anyone else. And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear they’re great Adders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalName172
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?

Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackStonerZ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I'm gonna name my baby Subject

It's the only way my wife will let me change the subject in the middle of an argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Subject: weather

I’m curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobs-revenge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What is a seal's favorite subject in school?

Art

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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What school subject is the fruitiest?

History, because it's full of dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltraMooseMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What subject does a witch teach at school?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What's the hardest subject on Earth?

Geology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItWasLitFamJFK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?

Owlgebra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashyBang96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What is snake's favourite subject ?

Hissstory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kones_6999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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A subject and a verb walk into a bar and have a disagreement.

They walks out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Priam, the mythological ruler of Troy, was infamous for yelling at his subjects until he lost his voice

Perhaps that's why they called him the hoarse Trojan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, so went to his father for advice. "My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they stare at each other for a long time...

The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks, "Do you like potato pancakes?"

"No," comes the answer and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.

"Do you have a brother?"

"No."

After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fragglet
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My colleague invented a machine that would steal other people’s ideas, and wipe them off the subject’s memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsmba729
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f1sht1tt13s
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Remember when cosmetic surgery was a very taboo subject?

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bryce-I-guess
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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