My wife told me I’ve grown as a person
Her actual word were “you’ve gotten fat”, but I know what she meant.
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
Person to my dad “How long have you been married?”
Dad: “10 of the happiest years of my life”
(They’ve been married 43 years)
What do you call a person who can't hear?
You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.
Kinder Person Award goes to...
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet
Space X has really taken off this past year
What do you call a person who thinks he or she has not earned enough money?
As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?
THERE ISN'T A SINGLE PERSON ALIVE TODAY WHO IS
If a male person bursts into laughter...
... can he then be accused of manslaughter?
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
What do you call a smart gay person?
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
Every person you have ever met..
Person 1: “Will you follow me?”
Person 2: “No I’m gonna follow sleep.”
The person who invented Russian roulette
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
What does a dead person do to lose weight?
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.
What do you say to the person getting breast reduction procedure?
I hope it takes the weight off your chest.
What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
I used to be a people's person..
...but people ruined it for me.
What is an Italian person's favorite kind of dog?
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸
What do you call a lazy person that’s stoned?
A person who crushes can for a living is always sad
Because his job is Soda pressing
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
I wanted to tell a joke about a dumb person who ran
But that'd just be random
What does a French person call Marijuana?
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?
What do you call a deaf person ?
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