A list of puns related to "Legs"
Because the cow has the udder.
Matt.
But I had to break it off
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Bob
Then I really can't stand it
A Duck in a pond.
I'll see myself out 👍
I was adding insult to injury
Clever Dick
His pants fit like a glove.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
The bar tender says “wow how’d you get that peg leg?” The pirate says one day I was out sailing and a shark jumped aboard and tore it clean off” next the bartender asks “and the hook? How’d you get that?” The pirate responds “well we were out whaling and one leapt out of the water and bit my hand clean off” the bartender then asks, “ok so what about the eyepatch??” The pirate responds “I was out walking on the deck of my ship when I looked up and a seagull shit right in my eye” the bartender is a bit confused and says “that made you lose your eye?” “No” says the pirate “it was my first day with the hook!”
I said decaf.
Because the cow has the udder.
When I found out why I’m glad I didn’t go - the show wasn’t that humerus and the staff was short handed.
An ambulance.
It doesn't matter what you call it, he's not coming.
The enemy: aww, you de-feeted me
But I’m all right now
He never told me the name of his other leg.
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
Right where you left him.
A rookie!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs .....at your front door? Matt
...in your swimming pool? Bob
....in your mailbox? Bill
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is popular with the boys? Hedy
What do you call a woman with no arms and 1 leg? Eileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and 1 leg? Irene
Itchy knee
It was a real shindig
It’s not going tibia ok for a while
Ground beef.
And a cow that plays with himself?
Beef stroganoff
Edited (h/t Hour_Radio1328 & logixdude)
total legend
the Three Musketeers!
Luckily he still made the cast.
Because they constantly ask "Knee-How?"
An O-limp-ian
If they lifted up the other one, they’d fall over.
I was appalled.
But then I broke it off.
A cow walking backwards
A staff asked me what I am doing with that. I replied, "Roasted with potatoes, vegetables and a lamb sauce would be great."
Exactly where you left it.
You drag it around the block
I was just adding insult to injury.
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it's not coming.
Right where you left it.
....sadly, she broke it off."
Matt
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