I think I might have broken it!
I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.
When you're upside down.
Turns out it was only tissue damage
I think those things were dragging me down
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
Not to worry, it's heeling well
You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.
The suffered the agony of de-feet.
I told her to break a leg.
^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)
Wife: I just got done running. I ended up twisting my ankle. Me: Phew, good thing you didn't twist your ankle on Wednesday. Wife: .... Me: Because then you would have rolled a joint on 4/20.
He was badly de-feeted!
He asked me to check it out, so I put a check mark on it.
They made sure he was defeeted.
Well gee, you should be feeling swell in a couple days.
I said you should walk on your feet, not your ankles.
It's achilling me.
Her: My ankle looks like a sausage! It should be in a German restaurant!
Me: That's just the wurst!
I sprained my ankle and have to use crutches Dad says "hey now you can get a job at I-hop!" Nice one dad