If there is a record for how many times a person can twist their ankle

I think I might have broken it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WKBX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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I felt a little sad for my lucky sock when I looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle.

I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?

When you're upside down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I thought I broke my ankle when I tripped on the tissue box

Turns out it was only tissue damage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrefuge86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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A priest twists his ankle, what's the first thing that happens?

He'sprain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crispelli
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I decided to wear ankle weights for yesterday's race and I came second

I think those things were dragging me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaperFoxie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.

I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComfyDaze
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Sadly I hurt my ankle the other day

Not to worry, it's heeling well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perfectlevel
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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When you ejaculate on a woman keep it above the ankles.

You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I rolled my ankle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hhhhhhhillary
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Bob got into a horrible accident and had to have his legs amputated below the ankles.

The suffered the agony of de-feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobraPony67
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!

I told her to break a leg.

^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patrick_the_Saint
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Dad joked my wife about her ankle.

Wife: I just got done running. I ended up twisting my ankle. Me: Phew, good thing you didn't twist your ankle on Wednesday. Wife: .... Me: Because then you would have rolled a joint on 4/20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overpacked
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2016
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I don't usually roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewd-roth-sama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who lost both legs at the ankle in a fight...?

He was badly de-feeted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I Spain'd my ankle today (x-post to r/tattoos) imgur.com/JeHZmHE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihaveapentax
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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My brother’s ankle was hurting him yesterday

He asked me to check it out, so I put a check mark on it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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TIL that when the ancient Assyrians captured an enemy, they cut his legs off at the ankles.

They made sure he was defeeted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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How deep does water have to be to be ankles deep?

Two feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WedWadio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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What did the doctor say to the patient who fell and broke their ankle?

Well gee, you should be feeling swell in a couple days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archaetorrhi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2015
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My daughter said her ankle hurts when she walked on it.

I said you should walk on your feet, not your ankles.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Someone kicked me in the back of my ankle.

It's achilling me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chimpansies
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2014
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My friend has a swollen ankle

Her: My ankle looks like a sausage! It should be in a German restaurant!

Me: That's just the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wraith775
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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Sprained my ankle, Dad delivers

I sprained my ankle and have to use crutches Dad says "hey now you can get a job at I-hop!" Nice one dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kayaree3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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Dad joked someone after spraining my ankle today

"Would you try a cane?"

"Only if it's a hip one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vonillabean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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