What an amazing feat!
No, they're feet socks, silly!
I think I might have broken it!
When you're upside down.
I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.
Turns out it was only tissue damage
Wife: I just got done running. I ended up twisting my ankle. Me: Phew, good thing you didn't twist your ankle on Wednesday. Wife: .... Me: Because then you would have rolled a joint on 4/20.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
I think those things were dragging me down
Not to worry, it's heeling well
You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.
I told her to break a leg.
^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)
The suffered the agony of de-feet.
He was badly de-feeted!
He asked me to check it out, so I put a check mark on it.
They made sure he was defeeted.
Well gee, you should be feeling swell in a couple days.
I said you should walk on your feet, not your ankles.
It's achilling me.
Her: My ankle looks like a sausage! It should be in a German restaurant!
Me: That's just the wurst!
I sprained my ankle and have to use crutches Dad says "hey now you can get a job at I-hop!" Nice one dad