Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?

She was told to give them all one test tickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
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Pirate goes to doctor to have groin pain checked. Dr. looks down pirates pants and says, β€œyou have a captain’s steering wheel in your pants.”

Pirate replied, β€œarghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Doctor! Doctor! I’ve got a steering wheel stuck to my groin.

Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.

Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!

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When I was younger I had surgery in my groin area, I asked my dad what is wrong with my groin area?

There's nothing groin down there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mash404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What's a pirate say when he gets kicked in the groin?

Menards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theAverageITGuy
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A bartender asks a pirate if he's aware of the steering wheel on his groin

The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoesBeatYou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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What does an EMT shout when he’s hit in the groin?

ME-DIC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomghi5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young?

That's how he became a dic-tator.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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Ozzy Osbourne was giving an elderly woman a piggyback, but he dropped her...

That old lady was off her rocker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Just got a groan from my girlfriend...

I came in from having a cigarette and while closing the cumbersome sliding glass door I remarked, "Man that door is heavy!"

"I know," she says, "sometimes it pushes me back."

"That's terrible! Has it committed any other crimes against you?" I asked.

"No, but we should still sue it for everything it has though!" she said.

I grinned at her and offered, "It would probably just say it was framed."

She let out a quiet groan and flippantly said, "You're funny"

Edit: words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/score_
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WHAT DID ONE TESTICLE SAY TO THE OTHER?

"We're groin apart. "

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I went to the store the other day for groceries

and noticed they were setting out the turkeys for thanksgiving. I decided to go ahead and buy mine for this year so I started digging around for the largest one they had looking for a good 20+ pounder but couldn’t find anything over 17 lbs. I turned to the stock boy and asked,

β€œDo these get any bigger?”

He answered with

β€œWell seein as they’re dead I reckon they’ve stopped groin.”

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