She was told to give them all one test tickle
Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.
Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.
Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!
There's nothing groin down there.
The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"
That's how he became a dic-tator.
Personally, I think it’s nuts.
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
That old lady was off her rocker!
I came in from having a cigarette and while closing the cumbersome sliding glass door I remarked, "Man that door is heavy!"
"I know," she says, "sometimes it pushes me back."
"That's terrible! Has it committed any other crimes against you?" I asked.
"No, but we should still sue it for everything it has though!" she said.
I grinned at her and offered, "It would probably just say it was framed."
She let out a quiet groan and flippantly said, "You're funny"
"We're groin apart. "
and noticed they were setting out the turkeys for thanksgiving. I decided to go ahead and buy mine for this year so I started digging around for the largest one they had looking for a good 20+ pounder but couldn’t find anything over 17 lbs. I turned to the stock boy and asked,
“Do these get any bigger?”
He answered with
“Well seein as they’re dead I reckon they’ve stopped groin.”