Groin Puns

Pirate replied, “arghh, it’s driving me nuts”.

Doctor: Well, that sounds rather uncomfortable.

Patient: Yeah! It’s driving me nuts!

There's nothing groin down there.

Menards

The pirate says "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"

ME-DIC

That's how he became a dic-tator.

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

That old lady was off her rocker!

I came in from having a cigarette and while closing the cumbersome sliding glass door I remarked, "Man that door is heavy!"

"I know," she says, "sometimes it pushes me back."

"That's terrible! Has it committed any other crimes against you?" I asked.

"No, but we should still sue it for everything it has though!" she said.

I grinned at her and offered, "It would probably just say it was framed."

She let out a quiet groan and flippantly said, "You're funny"

Edit: words

"We're groin apart. "

and noticed they were setting out the turkeys for thanksgiving. I decided to go ahead and buy mine for this year so I started digging around for the largest one they had looking for a good 20+ pounder but couldn’t find anything over 17 lbs. I turned to the stock boy and asked,

“Do these get any bigger?”

He answered with

“Well seein as they’re dead I reckon they’ve stopped groin.”

My dad and myself were kinda messing around punching each other and stuff.

Dad: You really think you could take me?

Me: I could blow your mind.

(Without hesitation)

Dad: (acts like he's hitting me in the groin) I'd blow your balls!

He jokes around all the time.. If I am around him for more than a few hours he is going to say something trying to joke like this.. usually making himself look like an idiot for the rest of the day.