I went to the Med school library to get a book on abdominal pain

Someone had already ripped the appendix out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naj_md
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.

Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Where does a meteor go with abdominal pain?

To a meteurologist.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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This Heimlich guy wanted me to thrust his abdominal.

But he was only choking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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When you can't feel your abdominals it's basically

Absence of your abs' sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antoniman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What do you call a snowman with a 6 pack?

The abdominal snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An Abdominal Snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firefistus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a big white furry monster with a six-pack?

The abdominal snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Which holiday character can do the most crunches?

The abdominal snowman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?

The abdominable snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imperatorian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What do you call a yeti tattoo on your stomach?

Abdominal snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeseliberator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Did you hear about the snowman that became a gastroenterologist?

They called him the abdominal snowman.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What do you call a snowman with abs?

The Abdominal Snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharm_panda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Frosty started doing his sit-ups

Now, he’s an abdominal snowman

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call a snowman who has been working out at the gym?

The Abdominable Snowman

(Genuinely got this from my dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfTheBored
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What do you call a yeti with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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What do you call a yeti with a strong core?

An abdominal snowman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayesr
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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My dad has an interesting way of explaining things

I hope i'm posting in the right place, I just felt I had to share this.

Just a couple of minutes ago i was reading something about an abdominal exercise that included the word "perpendicular". I asked my dad ,who was sitting at his computer, what it meant, and without missing a beat he spun around in his chair, looked me dead in the eye and began chanting

"in days of old

when knights where bold

and ladies weren't particular

they stood them up

against a wall

and fucked them perpendicular"

He rotated his chair back towards the computer and mumbled "means "upright".."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoftBoiled
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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Dad asked me if I wanted to go to the gym, said I needed to work on my core

Me: I'll ab-stain, thanks.

Dad: groan Oh, that one was abdominal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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