Heart transplant is a really heart touching surgery

Yeah that was it

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👤︎ u/its_boogeyman
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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I fell in love with my cardiac surgeon

He was pulling at my heart strings

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How do you know when Dracula catches Coronavirus? /r/Jokes/comments/flzxg8/…
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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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I protested doctors sticking needles in my body

I’m pretty vein about it

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👤︎ u/PawnToG4
📅︎ May 10 2019
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before I was a dad

I used to teach. We did spelling bees each week. I would say the world and use it in a sentence.

Me: Aorta. Can I have an aorta of fries? Student: (groans)

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👤︎ u/dadjokes2
📅︎ Jan 21 2015
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Nice one, dad

Just cutting up some chicken in the kitchen, when this conversation popped up:

Me: Hey dad, I wonder how good this knife would be for cutting hearts?

Dad: Why?

Me: Because, then it would be a superior vena carver

Dad: Well, aorta get one.

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👤︎ u/Theradoc16
📅︎ May 25 2014
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