(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)
That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.
Oh I forgot. Crap.
But in Germany, it's the wurst.
Me: No, but he ended up with a semi colon.
Otherwise known as, swollen colon.
He’s saying it ingest.
GF: "You forgot I am ill."
Me: "Oh I thought your stomach pain is gone, or else you would have mentioned it."
GF: "Yeah so I thought, but I went to see the doctor anyway."
Me: "What did the he say?"
GF: "He said I have intestine infection."
Me: "Ohhh so your gut feeling is all messed up now, isn't it?"..
After a moment of silence, she burst out laughing. And said goodnight with a kiss.
I am going to marry this one.
A buck an ear.
Runs until Friday.
...he took a hard pass.
Until it hits your stomach then it all turns to shit
I wasn't feeling well and I suspected some intestinal blockage to be the culprit. Naturally, I made an appointment with my doctor. I'm in the treatment room waiting when he comes in.
Doc: Not feeling well huh? What do you think it is?
Me: I'm not sure but I've had weird bowel movements I think it's blockage
Doc: I don't believe you
Doc: you're lying to me
Me: no seriously doc I'm blocked up here
Doc: I know, you're full of shit