What did the man say to the woman he liked who had bladder problems?

Urinate out of 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/29thattempt
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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My doctor said today that I have a bladder infection

I asked him what that means for me and he replied, "Urine trouble."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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If you got bladder problems...

urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abaddononon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Have you seen that new movie about the bladder?

Urine for a treat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidwards_nan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I had to go to a specialist to check out my bladder. The guy I saw was frickin jacked and kept warning me not to forget an umbrella.

I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelyMac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I'd give my left bladder to be better in anatomy class.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Why are'nt testis and bladder the same?

Because there is a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiya_meal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What did the bladder’s mom say to him after he broke her vase?

Urine big trouble mister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freak329
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I was in the hospital the other day and the nurse asked how I was doing; I told her I was fine until my bladder had to go and get infected...

I mean, the gall...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkillsd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What do an agreeable Frenchman and a dog with a bladder problem have in common?

They’re both going wee wee everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyboy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What is the favorite chess move of ants with bladder problems?

En pissant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkazar82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I finally got a letter back from the Bladder Association

Urine the club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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A man is having pains so he goes to the doctor to get checked out. The doctor does some tests and comes back telling the man that he has a bacterial growth in his bladder causing pain. The man asks what's they means for him. The doctor replies...

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergamer422
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What did the bladder say to the kidney stone?

Urine my way.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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What did one bladder say to another?

Pee-gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrmuffinman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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If what's in a bladder is called urine...

..shouldn't it be called urout once you take a piss?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dghughes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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Climbing the corporate bladder...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krombopulos137
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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Last week my wife was telling me about her bladder infection

to which I replied "urine trouble".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Where do people who can’t control their bladder live?

Incontinence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awol5943
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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My bladder is the size of a pee.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeeowlthyme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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What did the brain say to the bladder on its 8th birthday?

Urinate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drgilligan21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What did the bladder tell the kidney when he left for vacation?

... ... ... ... ... URINE CHARGE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistatifnee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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Just found out today that I have a gall stone and my gall bladder my have to be removed

Guess it's gonna have to face the gallitone :( And de liver will have to deliver its functions. Also, I can now count this the longest relationship I've ever been in with a gallfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guyfromtheke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrexymexy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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If you get a bladder infection

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnoSnurtle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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When you have a bladder infection

urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helpful-Hayden
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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If you have bladder problems...

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaise21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Man, when you have a bladder infection...

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6223Error
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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when you have a bladder infection...

...urine trouble!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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If you have a bladder infection.....

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine Trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeaboolover
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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If you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble. πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PewPewWizard2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine Trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChingChongMan123
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What does it mean when the doctor tells you that you have bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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If you get a bladder infection,

urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PimplupXD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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If you get bladder problems...

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zahi36501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurgery
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xepicxriotx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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If you have a bladder infection ...

... then you know urine trouble.

(Groan.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcarusI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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