Gland Puns

A list of puns related to "Gland"

Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?

No, there’s a vas deferens between them.

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👤︎ u/jacknutting
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?

Your philosophagus

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👤︎ u/mythfanite
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Im no pituitary gland

I’m no pituitary gland but I can make a whoremoan

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👤︎ u/riptide78917891
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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I’m off to see the World’s biggest gland.

England!

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👤︎ u/HALsaysSorry
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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A joke from my daughter: Where does a tongue go to drop off its old clothes?

The Salivation Army

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👤︎ u/KidRadicchio
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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You know what's secretive?

Glands. Glands are secretive.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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I’m no pituitary gland but I can make a WHOREmone
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👤︎ u/DiggyD3
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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