"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
What’s the name of the contract organ donors have to sign
When you die which organ is the last to go?
They eyes because they di-late
it takes some guts to be an organ donor
It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.
I didn't mean to harm Monica.
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
Did you know that the first ever balloons were made out of animal intestines and organs?
That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.
Do you know what the primary olfactory organ is?
Why don't they have as many used organs at Goodwill as used baby grand pianos?
It's hard to find organ donors.
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs
gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles
I was moving and had no room in my apartment for my organ so i gave it to my neighbors...
Does this make me an organ donor?
Everytime I get asked if I'm a organ donor...
I reply with why does it matter what state I donate to?
What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?
I have some deep-seated regret for covering my organs in gold.
I have internalized gilt.
I'm giving an organ recital in St Paul's Cathedral this weekend...
I'll be covering the heart, lungs and liver.
If there's one thing I know about organ harvesting
What’s the biggest organ?
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
What is the motto of people who harvest organs?
Organ donors deliver.
Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think
I tapped my 11 year old son’s knee yesterday and said “what organ is this?” He said “umm, my leg?” I said “nope it’s your kid knee”.
I gave my organ to the Salvation Army.
Does that make me an Organ Donor?
What's the difference between "organ harvesting" and "organic harvesting?
My dad signed me up for organ donation
He's a man after my own heart.
I ordered a chicken online, when it came it was missing two organs.
I guess it was delivered.
For years I was against organ transplants
Then I had a change of heart
My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...
and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.
I had originally considered being an organ donor
But my heart’s just not in it
Tried to sell an organ at a yardsale.No takers so I donated it to a local charity.
I used to be opposed to being an organ donor...
But then I had a change of heart!!
What organ do you have 4 of as a kid?
2 Kidneys and 2 Kid-Knees
My reed organ never seems to play the right notes...
I guess it wasn’t manufactured in accordionce with the standards.
Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.
The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.
What are your opinions on the two organs that are attatched to the arms?
I think they're quite handy.
If the U.S gave Oregon to Canada would they be organ donors
What did the pirate practice on the organ?
I would tell you something about your internal organs but...
...You wouldn’t get it; it’s an inside joke.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
There’s no real easy way to do an organ transplant.
As long as you have the heart to do it, you’ll be fine!
Which body organ loves life the most?
Where’s the best place to hear organ music?
When I was a kid I was In a terrible car accident that nearly killed all of my organs except one.....
Sure my dad didn't write this, but it was always one of his favorites. The organs were having a meeting...
"Did I ever tell you about the asshole?"
"Well, the asshole was at a meeting with all of the other body parts, and they were deciding who should be in charge of the whole body, right? So first, the brain says, 'C'mon, obviously I should be the boss. I do all of the decisions, thinking--why is this even a question?'
'Well, good luck doing all of the thinking if you can't see where you're going,' say the eyes. 'We should be in charge.'
'What good is it going to do seeing, if you can't get anywhere?' asked the legs.
'Well, without us, you'd have no oxygen,' said the lungs.
'Are you serious?' said the stomach. 'How are you supposed to process energy and do any of this stuff, without me??'
'Well, what about me?' piped up the asshole. 'I'm important too..'
'You?!?' laughed the other parts. 'Shut up, asshole!'
So the asshole went on strike.
A week and a half later, the brain couldn't think straight. The eyes couldn't focus, the legs were asleep from sitting on the
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate organ donors
It takes guts to do what they do.
People say the appendix is a useless organ..
But how are you meant to find yourself within if you don't have one?
I love internal organ humour.
Because they are inside jokes
I used to have an aunt who played the mouth organ.
Is lower back considered an organ?
Because it's definitely not a piano
I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.
I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!
My dinner tonight consisted of the internal organs and entrails of a butchered animal.
How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel?
What do you call an ex-comedy-central comedian's favorite organ?
I asked my dad why he wasnt an organ donor
He said it's because he only has pianos.
What do you call a Catholic's card-playing organ?
Dad just proudly told me his brother has signed up to be an organ donor
Dad: He suggested that I registered too
Me: oh yeah, will you?
Dad: Maybe, he's a man after my own heart after all
What do you get when you cross a hard playing pianist and an organ?
A sex joke.
As an upcoming new dad, first kid expected in May, I am getting my practice in!
Walked in on my roommate listening to All of Me by John Legend whole touching his stomach with each piano note.
"What are you doing?" I asked him.
"I'm playing my organs with the song," he said.
A massive groan ensued.
Mom: Are you an organ donor?
Dad: No, but I've been thinking about donating our piano.
> Me: Dad, could you please test me on Animal Organs for my biology exam?
>Dad: Sure. Do you play play them standing up, or sitting down?
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
It takes guts to be an organ donor.