It takes guts to be an organ donor

For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katyparody
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Doc told me he has good news and bad news for me. Bad news is my organs are shutting down from my eating only pepperoni, ham & salami.

Good news is, I’m cured!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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What is the organ donation center called in England?

Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avinash333bhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?

Your pupils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I think my postman is an organ donor.

His truck says, β€œWe deliver for you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Organs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Blood and Organ related puns please

So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like β€œbloody good luck” or β€œsorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!

Thanks in advance :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massive-Lock-6048
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One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.

So I googled and told him exactly what I found.

Basically a skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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The reason there is so few organ donors is

it takes guts.

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I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.

Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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"If organ trafficking is illegal...."

"Then what about pianos?" -my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_greenwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?

They pick the right one.

That way there's still one left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?

Who Knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parv05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I used to disagree with organ transplants...

...but I've had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?

Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Very organ ized
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πŸ‘€︎ u/getyeetedbwoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I know a surgeon that puts organs back in upsidedown

I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsafestNumber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.

I wound up using cellular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.

I de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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When you die which organ is the last to go?

They eyes because they di-late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackknifejimmy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently

His life is now organized.

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What’s the name of the contract organ donors have to sign

ORGANized dismissal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROLLTIDE2006
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Did you know an elephants sex organs are in its feet?

If one steps on you your fucked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midgetgamer27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshareth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.

The death was listed as β€œorgan failure”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benyou34
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.

I didn't mean to harm Monica.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...

They didn't even bat an eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Do you know what the primary olfactory organ is?

No sΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wbchen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What is the motto of people who harvest organs?

We de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Did you know that the first ever balloons were made out of animal intestines and organs?

That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why don't they have as many used organs at Goodwill as used baby grand pianos?

It's hard to find organ donors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonInNJ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Fast Organ Delivery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/posittron
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Organ donors deliver.

Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?

Because it lost the gill to live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Everytime I get asked if I'm a organ donor...

I reply with why does it matter what state I donate to?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-JustARedHerring
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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The brain is an amazing organ

it really makes you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlopes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Organ Freeman
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If there's one thing I know about organ harvesting

it takes guts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumdiLumdi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What do you call an organ donation center in England?

A Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math_rod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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It takes guts to be an organ donor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenriBoneu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slice29
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avartes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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