It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
Doc told me he has good news and bad news for me. Bad news is my organs are shutting down from my eating only pepperoni, ham & salami.
What is the organ donation center called in England?
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
The reason there is so few organ donors is
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
I know a surgeon that puts organs back in upsidedown
I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
When you die which organ is the last to go?
They eyes because they di-late
A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently
His life is now organized.
What’s the name of the contract organ donors have to sign
Did you know an elephants sex organs are in its feet?
If one steps on you your fucked.
If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.
I didn't mean to harm Monica.
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
Do you know what the primary olfactory organ is?
What is the motto of people who harvest organs?
Did you know that the first ever balloons were made out of animal intestines and organs?
That means the first balloons weren't balloon animals, but ballooned animals.
Why don't they have as many used organs at Goodwill as used baby grand pianos?
It's hard to find organ donors.
Organ donors deliver.
Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
Everytime I get asked if I'm a organ donor...
I reply with why does it matter what state I donate to?
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think
If there's one thing I know about organ harvesting
Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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