Always proud to be an organ donor.
Well, well, well.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.
I woke up exhausted!
Duct tape used for everything, including puns
So he checked the plumbing thread.
Let that sink in
Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"
Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"
[Points at my mother]
Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."
They're full of crap
An organ donor
Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.
"I'm a grower, not a shower."