Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
Man had the courage to come into my office and ask what the bucket, the rope, and the pipes were for...
Well, well, well.
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
For the last two weeks I've been walking around dressed in cladding and rubber pipe covering. /r/Jokes/comments/fnqw1l/β¦
My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.
His boss found out, and now heβs in deep shit.
I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.
I woke up exhausted!
Using exactly 12" of duct tape to fix a leaking pipe is a Stop-Gap Measure
Duct tape used for everything, including puns
Fixing tail pipes is exhausting work
A plumber couldn't get two pipes to fit together...
So he checked the plumbing thread.
Amazing fact: right now, there's a basin with a drain pipe and faucet waiting outside your front door.
Let that sink in
I had the worldβs best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now itβs just a pipe dream.
My dad's clever dismissal of one of my pipe dreams
Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"
Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"
[Points at my mother]
Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."
That gif with the guy throwing a cigarette into a pipe sure is blowing up
https://gfycat.com/AstonishingSeparateIberianmidwifetoad
You can't trust old sewer pipes....
They're full of crap
What do you call someone who gives a large pipe instrument to a church?
An organ donor
Texted dad to let him know that I picked up the pipe elbow needed for the pool.
Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.
What did the farmer say to the plumber when he commented on the size of his pipe?
"I'm a grower, not a shower."
People who make glass pipes have a tough job
They're always blowing it.
