What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?

Degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicoddeffect
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Hey, do we own a graduated cylinder?

No, it never made it past the 11th grade.

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My science teacher goes, " A graduated cylinder is much smarter than you, why?"

"Because it already graduated, stupid"

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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated but i have many degrees!

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What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?

The scientific cylinder graduated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoxelGamerHD
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Dr. Pepper has a degree. So Dr. Pepper is a graduated cylinder.
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Pun on point.
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"Knock knock." Who's there?

Your engine's cylinder.

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So my dad just emailed me this.

If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harsh183
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Math

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?

pi z z a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
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Was drinking a milkshake...

Having lunch and milkshakes with the family

Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.

Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom

Groans all round

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β€œYou know, I used to be a champion can marksmen, I would shoot those sodas down all day!”

β€œSome people said that I was firing on all cylinders.”

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Did you hear about the soup can that passed 12th grade?

Now he’s a graduated cylinder

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What would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Master Splinter if they had become brake specialists instead of ninjas?

Master Cylinder

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Dad got me tonight.

Me: "My car has five cylinders."

Dad: "Well that's odd."

God damn it Dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madprudentilla
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Pretty sure my physics professor is a dad.

Whenever we do an experiment using a graduated cylinder, he says "Okay, now go get a graduated cylinder - of course, it graduated summa cum laude..."

I laugh every time. Followed by a slight sigh.

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