I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
No, it never made it past the 11th grade.
"Because it already graduated, stupid"
You may have graduated but i have many degrees!
The scientific cylinder graduated
A graduated cylinder
Your engine's cylinder.
If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?
pi z z a
“Some people said that I was firing on all cylinders.”
Now he’s a graduated cylinder
Me: "My car has five cylinders."
Dad: "Well that's odd."
God damn it Dad...