19 Hilarious Cylinder Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder

I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two

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👤︎ u/dis907kid

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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What unit does a graduated cylinder measure in?

Degrees.

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👤︎ u/magicoddeffect

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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Hey, do we own a graduated cylinder?

No, it never made it past the 11th grade.

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👤︎ u/thepassionofthechris

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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My science teacher goes, " A graduated cylinder is much smarter than you, why?"

"Because it already graduated, stupid"

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👤︎ u/bigDissapointment12

📅︎ Sep 10 2019

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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated but i have many degrees!

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👤︎ u/scaryAstronaut

📅︎ Feb 10 2019

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Graduated cylinder ipfs.pics/QmfLkN6CzuXHduP…

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👤︎ u/dachewie

📅︎ Oct 13 2015

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Dr. Pepper has a degree. So Dr. Pepper is a graduated cylinder.

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👤︎ u/Potchi79

📅︎ Aug 28 2016

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What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?

The scientific cylinder graduated

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👤︎ u/VoxelGamerHD

📅︎ Feb 07 2018

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What do you call scientific equipment that went to college?

A graduated cylinder

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👤︎ u/NanHacKer

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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Pun on point.

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👤︎ u/danielthygreat

📅︎ May 24 2019

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"Knock knock." Who's there?

Your engine's cylinder.

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👤︎ u/ConfidentDuck1

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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So my dad just emailed me this.

If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.

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👤︎ u/harsh183

📅︎ Oct 19 2016

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Was drinking a milkshake...

Having lunch and milkshakes with the family

Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.

Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom

Groans all round

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👤︎ u/jimmycoola

📅︎ Jun 01 2014

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Math

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?

pi z z a

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👤︎ u/tfowler11

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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“You know, I used to be a champion can marksmen, I would shoot those sodas down all day!”

“Some people said that I was firing on all cylinders.”

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👤︎ u/Snakefishin

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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Did you hear about the soup can that passed 12th grade?

Now he’s a graduated cylinder

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👤︎ u/PotatSalaed

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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What would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Master Splinter if they had become brake specialists instead of ninjas?

Master Cylinder

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👤︎ u/Fubarfrank

📅︎ Apr 15 2018

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Dad got me tonight.

Me: "My car has five cylinders."

Dad: "Well that's odd."

God damn it Dad...

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👤︎ u/madprudentilla

📅︎ May 09 2015

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Pretty sure my physics professor is a dad.

Whenever we do an experiment using a graduated cylinder, he says "Okay, now go get a graduated cylinder - of course, it graduated summa cum laude..."

I laugh every time. Followed by a slight sigh.

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👤︎ u/Not_Stalin

📅︎ Mar 13 2014

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