I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
Do you want hair, with more volume?
I’m selling a TV for $1, but it’s broken and it’s stuck on the highest volume.
It’s something you can’t turn down!
What increases in weight as it decreases in volume?
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work
Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!
How could I turn that down!?
I’m selling a 55” TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for £5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.
I thought, I cant turn that down.
Your phone has no volume?
Trade it for my Pokémon—it's mute, too!
>!(Mewtwo)!<
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
Saw a tv listed for $10. Only problem was the volume control was stuck..
A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.
Due to Covid-19 we're experiencing an exceptionally high call volume...
... please hold while we turn our phones down.
I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Son: Dad, according to the manual, it’s not a good idea to have the volume of your phone turned up to the maximum.
Dad: That’s sound advice.
Why did all the measurements listen to Volume?
I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
Saw a used television for sale for only $1, because the volume was stuck on full.
Thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down.”
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.
Me: That’s ....sound advice.
I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, “Volume stuck on full”
I though, “I can’t turn that down”
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought
“I can't turn that down.”
Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.
I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.
I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.
I realized, I can’t turn this down.
I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.
I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down"
I saw an add that said “Radio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on full”
I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...
... boy I just can't turn that down
Today I saw an ad that said “radio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max level”
I thought, well I just can’t turn that down
I saw an advertisement that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought
Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.
Dad: That’s......sound advice.
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
I saw a radio for sale today for $1. Sign said its stuck on full volume.
I thought to myself "well I can't turn that down!"
I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.
I just knew I couldn't turn that down.
I walked by a store with a sign that said “Television $1- volume stuck on full”
I thought to myself “I can’t turn that down!”
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