I saw an ad that read: β€œTV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Do you want hair, with more volume?

πŸ”ˆπŸ”‰πŸ”Š πŸ“£HAAAAIIIIIRπŸ“£

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I’m selling a TV for $1, but it’s broken and it’s stuck on the highest volume.

It’s something you can’t turn down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechX5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What increases in weight as it decreases in volume?

A wet Pomeranian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_F_Pumpkins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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My son told me, β€œThe car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”

I said, β€œThat’s sound advice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!

Couldn't turn that down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishtire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work

You can’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!

How could I turn that down!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I’m selling a 55” TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...

... I mean, how can you turn that one down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forest-of-ewood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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This speaks volumes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/haiderhtz
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for Β£5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.

I thought, I cant turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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This speaks volumes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Your phone has no volume?

Trade it for my PokΓ©monβ€”it's mute, too!

>!(Mewtwo)!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pholidotes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twiglet91
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Saw a tv listed for $10. Only problem was the volume control was stuck..

Couldn’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Due to Covid-19 we're experiencing an exceptionally high call volume...

... please hold while we turn our phones down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimfro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.

It’s pretty odd, I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnykonava
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Son: Dad, according to the manual, it’s not a good idea to have the volume of your phone turned up to the maximum.

Dad: That’s sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Why did all the measurements listen to Volume?

Because it was the liter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyborg_Nate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I got a multi-volume encyclopedia about Egyptian mythology and history. Bought the full Set.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Saw a used television for sale for only $1, because the volume was stuck on full.

Thought to myself, β€œI can’t turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pantomeme
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AffectionateNot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.

Me: That’s ....sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I'm selling a TV for $1, but it's broken and it's stuck on the highest volume.

That's a deal you can't turn down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, β€œVolume stuck on full”

I though, β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wepehe
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I saw an ad in a shop window, β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

β€œI can't turn that down.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CulturedGrass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.

I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.

I realized, I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryPilot84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greenleaf_98
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I saw an add that said β€œRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on full”

I thought, β€œI can’t turn that down.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...

... boy I just can't turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BDB384
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Today I saw an ad that said β€œradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max level”

I thought, well I just can’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I saw an advertisement that read: β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”

I thought to myself, β€œI can’t turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I saw an ad in a shop window, β€œTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought

β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.

Dad: That’s......sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squadcobra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought

I can't turn that down.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I saw a radio for sale today for $1. Sign said its stuck on full volume.

I thought to myself "well I can't turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePoogle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.

I just knew I couldn't turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I walked by a store with a sign that said β€œTelevision $1- volume stuck on full”

I thought to myself β€œI can’t turn that down!”

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