Here is a tutorial on how to make apple turnovers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KissTDss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?



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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Obituary for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N Fresh

The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.

The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyes_and_teeth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why have bakeries been having such a hard time holding on to employees lately?

Because their turnover rates are on the rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfenjew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?

Apple Turnover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My pastry making business failed terribly.

We never managed to have a good turnover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I always wanted to be a chef who specialized in pancakes...

...but I hear there’s a lot of turnover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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There was a break in at the electronics shop near us...They took all the iPads, iPods and iPhones....

It was an Apple turnover.

One made up by my dad! He's so impressed with himself for making it up he has told the joke where ever possible over the past few years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnice17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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half-baked pastry puns

Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumGai984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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Dad dropped this one the morning after the South Carolina-Clemson game last sunday.

Dad: You hear it took the Clemson team 8 hours to get home last night?

Me: Why? was traffic that bad?

Dad: They had to go real slow since they didnt want another turnover.

(For those that didnt see that game, Clemson had 6-7 turnovers)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiKappaFratta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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Dough Boy

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded". Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven. The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natesplace19010
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2016
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