Which industry makes the most significant portion of its profits through a cash cow?

Big Farmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oceanchimp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why are all convents non-profit organizations?

Because nun of them are in it for the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JemTAll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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i got a good one..: how did the non-profit sex worker advertise herself??

.."nut for sell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My professor makes all the students buy his book at the beginning of the term to make some profit.

It’s textbook Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Drug cartels have been turning to toilet paper instead of narcotics for profits.

I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Your Indian restaurant is naan profit?

My Vietnamese is pho profit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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A company that performs tests on urine samples turned a large profit in the last several months

They had a great piss-cal year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Have you heard about the new non-profit public service droid?

501-C3PO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Jumping for profit

Dad: [pointing up at tall trees] β€œSee those trees? Kid: β€œyeah?” Dad: β€œHow much will you give me if I take off my shoes and jump over them?” Kid: [looking up at the trees] β€œThere’s no way! A billion dollars!!!” Dad: [takes off shoes, puts them on the ground in front of him, jumps over shoes] β€œPay up!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smartasskicker
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.

His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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Why are churches non-profit organizations?

All they do is talk about Jesus, you think they would be for-prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanglar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about his low profit margins.

I think he’s milking it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Profit Margins [x-post] imgur.com/gallery/ydVyXN9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agisten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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How hospitals profit

Dad: Patience is a virtue, especially for Hospitals, that’s how they make their money

Me: OH MY GOD!

My father told me this joke while I was in the ER.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abcxyz098
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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A financial analyst is a profit prophet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomtngs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Female monasteries are nun-profit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zylvian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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After some brainstorming, I think I picked a really great name for my band: Lost Profits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneBaadHombre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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If you're a successful web designer, every margin is a profit margin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyJunkJunk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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I'm doing some data analysis reports for a non profit organization

Or in other words BI-NGO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHappy317
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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Non-Profit Salaries

My dad was talking about salaries of non profit CEOs.

Me:how much does the Alzheimer's association CEO get paid

Dad: he makes 2.7 million a year.

Dad: but I bet they forgot how much they paid him.

Me:facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awwik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2015
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Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navin_R_Johnson79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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