Advantage Puns

A list of puns related to "Advantage"

What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

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👤︎ u/tranz-geek
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Saw this sitting outside my house and had to take advantage of it
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👤︎ u/katquizzity
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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👤︎ u/sludgemonkey01
📅︎ May 31 2020
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What's the biggest advantage a country like Switzerland has on us?

I don't know either but I think their flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/mtl_martin
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.

I take that as a compliment.

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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What’s the advantage to being a test tube baby?

You get a womb with a view.

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👤︎ u/jalfredproofrock
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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To all those who take advantage of women's clinics,

Thank you for your cervix!

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages...

Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Which part of the alphabet has a totally unfair advantage?

The OP part. 🤪

Came up with that myself tonight!

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👤︎ u/spamspamzoam
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do they call an unfair advantage that the undead have?

Wight privilege.

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👤︎ u/trash_can_not
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Essay : discuss the advantages and disadvantages of being an amputee

Well on the one hand it can have a huge psychological impact

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👤︎ u/CVSSR
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Using the town name to their advantage
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👤︎ u/Erin469
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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Advantages of titute are made illegal by disadvantages of titute.
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👤︎ u/NotSupaHotFire
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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The advantage to simple origami is

Two fold.

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👤︎ u/Newaccount1959
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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I was trying to show my dad the advantages of storing his passwords in the cloud in order to never lost them and have access from anywhere when...

He looked at my with a smile in his face and say... "But what if it's sunny?"

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👤︎ u/Juerguist
📅︎ Apr 03 2018
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What are some advantages of living in Switzerland.

I'm not sure... From an outside perspective though, the flag looks like a big plus.

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👤︎ u/cyrus9898
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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My wife said that I twist everything she says to my advantage.

I said, “Thanks. That is really nice of you.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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So my dad just figured out how to text message, and he's taking full advantage of it.

This is the exact interaction that took place:

Dad: I have a joke for you

Me: Aight.

Dad: When someone expresses an annoying opinion ask them...

Me: Go on. Im enthralled.

Dad: Deer eat grass, cows eat grass

Dad: Horses eat grass

Dad: Ask: why is deer poop like raisins but cow poop look like paddies and horse look like apple plop

Dad: He or she will say I do not know

Dad: R u ready for punchline?

Me: I was born ready.

Dad: Ok then...

Dad: U say, why do I care what u say when you don't know shit!

Me: I see you learned to text message.

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👤︎ u/AllantheCat
📅︎ Nov 02 2014
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He HAD to take advantage of all of the Facebook spam in the news today...

http://imgur.com/a/7KGvb

Thanks dad.

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👤︎ u/gbdallin
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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What are two advantages of a singer not using an electric microphone?

Its cheaper, and better for the environment, so its Eco-no-mic

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👤︎ u/Sunburnt-Vampire
📅︎ May 20 2015
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Guys, while the moment is in it's prime, I have to steak advantage of what happened...

The steaks were high so she stole them.

She said it was a mis-steak but they were in her bag!

It was a steak to the employee's heart when the lady said, "My kids have nothing to eat....."

When the employee caught the thief, her manager said, "Well done!" to which the employee replied, "No, they're still raw."

A lady tried stealing steaks from a dollar tree where I live. I guess she had a lot of missed steaks.

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👤︎ u/liliansincere
📅︎ May 21 2015
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Taking advantage of a typo

Me: "Text me when you're her" (I meant to say here) Dad: "The sex change operation was complete! I'm her!"

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👤︎ u/ShankOfficial
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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My brother excited our cats and my dad took advantage.

My brother came over after a few weeks of being away and my cats were going crazy, attacking each other and just being really excited. I say to my brother "Man the cats have been really going crazy since you got here." To which my dad said "Yeah you must be a CATalyst or something." My brother and I applauded.

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👤︎ u/neostead2000
📅︎ Mar 03 2014
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What is the biggest advantage about living in Switzerland ?

I don't know, but the Flag's a big Plus

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👤︎ u/vik-ram-8_4
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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My wife says I twist everything she says to my advantage....

I take that as a compliment

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's certainly a big plus.

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👤︎ u/Generic_DummyFucker
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage.

I take that as a compliment.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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There are plenty of advantages to living in Switzerland...

For example, the flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Whats the advantage of living jn Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/CookieOmNomster
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland

I mean, the flag itself is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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What are the advantages of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/vallendusk
📅︎ Mar 15 2017
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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland...?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/N0B0dyyy
📅︎ Dec 06 2016
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There are so many advantages to living in Switzerland.

For starters, their flag is a big plus.

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👤︎ u/henzhou
📅︎ Jun 07 2017
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What is the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus!

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👤︎ u/Mattellis77
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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I don't know what the advantages of living in Switzerland are

But the flag is a big plus

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👤︎ u/Deadpoodle
📅︎ Nov 21 2014
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My dad loves to take advantage of typos.

http://imgur.com/FMBbstS

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👤︎ u/jwalterleavesnotes
📅︎ Apr 29 2014
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