They really missed out on a great opportunity by calling them defibrillators
Should've called them heartbrakers
Happy New Year fellow dad jokesters! For 2021, I’m going to turn all of my problems into opportunities.
Starting with my severe drinking opportunity
I recently turned down an opportunity to open a Dominos Pizza store, because I thought it was too risky.
If one store goes down, they will all go down.
With great potential come great opportunities
I drew the number 8 and called it opportunity.
I turned it on its side, now it’s endless opportunity.
Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.
They could call them coughy filters.
One of my friends made a mini-computer. Saw my opportunity and took it :)
Eye wouldn’t miss the opportunity eye-there
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
He really jumped on that opportunity
I’d like the opportunity for all of us to see the next day. #stayathome
Whoever named pirate's telescopes spyglasses really missed an opportunity.
They should have been called "Ayeglasses."
Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
Don’t know how they missed the opportunity
God gave me an opportunity
God said he's giving me an opportunity to pass along to the new world but i missed the train.
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
roto.life/nba-paris-game-…
We will find you one day, space cowboy <3 We will not lose the Opportunity...
My moms putting curtains up. Perfect pun opportunity.
Mom: “Matthew! Can you grab the screws please?”
Me: “Oh screw this.”
Mom: “Can you grab some nails?”
Me: “Yup.” Sees the curtains up “Oh wow you’re really nailing it.”
Mom: “The drills on the counter. Would you mind...”
Me: “Don’t worry. I know the drill by now.”
Someone with the last name Hindsight missed an opportunity to run for president.
Hindsight is 2020 though.
“Chelsea’s Pizza” I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied “Did you say Elsa’s Pizza?” Realizing the opportunity I said “No, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsa’s Pizza?
“Frozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.
“Exactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”
Two many opportunities for punning here.
Once in a lifetime opportunity
Here's to a happy New year and hoping that we all see clearly in 2020!
Is it just me or did Kleenex miss a huge opportunity to say “Sneeze This Moment”?
Really!? That was a golden opportunity!
Watching the new season of The Chef Show on the Netflix, and in the Hog Island episode, John asks why cheese industry is so big there, and someone replies “it’s a beautiful place for dairy, it also it’s just a big dairy area”.
You mean.................................. a dairy-ah?
I’ll see myself out.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
He saw the opportunity and took it
My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
Couldn’t pass this crosspost opportunity up
I had the opportunity for a potassium pun so I just rolled with it
My friend went to Vietnam a while back, she could receive texts but not send them so I saw this as a perfect opportunity to send her some quality puns
'So you think you can dance Canada' missed a great opportunity to call themselves 'So you think you Canadance'
Saw an opportunity and I took it
They saw an opportunity and took it. We'll miss you T. Haas!
What a missed opportunity
Huge missed opportunity that landslides aren’t called “gravelanches.”
There was an Opportunity to make Mars rover puns.
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