Get that extra pep in your step from this well
I know a friend who always thinks one step ahead in his work
He’s a carpenter & makes stairs.
What is the first step in making a solar system?
My son's math's teacher was away so the head of school had to step in and take her place.
It's the principal that counts.
My wife said she's always two steps ahead of me
So I turned around and she was two steps behind me
What are you doing *step* ladder
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
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One small Step for Humanity.
This is my step ladder
I never knew my real ladder.
How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
I was walking past a field and saw a couple of guys stealing the steps off a fence.
A lady came up to me and said 'Aren't you going to stop them?'
I said 'No. That's not my stile.'
A neighbor asked to borrow my step-ladder...
Me: Sure! Here, it's in my garage.
My Neighbor: That's not a step-ladder.
Me: Yes, it is. My wife brought it from her previous marriage.
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
Why did God tell Moses to watch his step?
He was standing on holey ground.
How to draw stairs (step by step)
The answer is in the title.
What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
I told my carpenter not to carpet my steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
What do you get if Godzilla steps on a bar?
A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.
The friend says "hey, is he yours?"
The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."
His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"
"No. I think he speaks porch geese."
All step dads are faux pas
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The first step in confronting a crafting problem,
A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
My step sister and I share the same dad.
But her birth was a whole wifetime ago
The first step to not be rude?
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
This is another step towards greatness
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
Flip flops are fun. Every time you take a step....
....it's like a high five for your foot.
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
My wife was walking downstairs with the laundry, and dropped it when she missed a step.
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
I have a step ladder at home...
... I never knew my real ladder.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
I have a step ladder
I never knew my real ladder.
I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
This is my step ladder,
I never met my real ladder.
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
Here's my step-ladder
I never knew my real ladder
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