I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
I have a step ladder at home...
... I never knew my real ladder.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
Multiple thefts of porch steps from different addresses in downtown Detroit.
Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.
What do you get if Godzilla steps on a bar?
All step dads are faux pas
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What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
My step sister and I share the same dad.
But her birth was a whole wifetime ago
I told my carpenter not to carpet my steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
The first step in confronting a crafting problem,
I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
The first step to not be rude?
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
Flip flops are fun. Every time you take a step....
....it's like a high five for your foot.
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
My wife was walking downstairs with the laundry, and dropped it when she missed a step.
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
My friend fell down a flight of steps then started looking at me without breaking eye contact...
I'm not sure why he was stairing.
Here's my step-ladder
I never knew my real ladder
This is my step ladder,
I never met my real ladder.
This is another step towards greatness
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
What happens when you step on a grape?
It lets out a little wine.
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
My step-father just told me this after picking peppers from his garden:
"You should put these in your tea. Then it would be HOT tea."
My kid hasn't used a step ladder...
He says it's not his real ladder.
It is always make me uncomfortable when people ask about my step-ladder...
... I never even knew my real ladder
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
Learn to walk in two easy steps
I could borrow the step-stool from my mom, OR i could go buy something taller.
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
Step 1: be friends with a god. Step 2: tell other people about your friend.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.