A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIzzy13579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Talking with my brother: β€œHey remember when we would see how far we could jump off the staircase?”

β€œThat just sounds like leaping off ledges with extra steps”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ovrlymm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I've just written a book about falling down a staircase

It's a step by step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....

Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Can’t trust a staircase

Always up to something πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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How do you build a staircase?

You take it step by step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LudwigVonPhoenix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I hate staircases,

They're always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LittlePickleLoL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I find it really hard to trust staircases

They're always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwistedRocker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What did the staircase tell the man at the bottom?

I am many steps ahead of you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/votepledge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I hate reading manuals for staircases.

There are always too many steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paper_piper_poet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My mom’s new husband makes staircases for a living

He is my stepfather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I have written a new book called "How to Survive falling down a staircase”

.........It is a step by step guide

Edit: oh my god wow, thank you for the silver!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cynocation
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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An obese man on a diet stole a staircase

He was taking steps to lose weight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What did the better staircase say to the lesser one?

You need to step it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsianSoccerGuy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different than a staircase?

No stepson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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I saw a smug prisoner walking down the staircase...

I thought: "that's a condescending con descending"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judethedude781
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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My wife wants me to remodel our staircase.

I told her I'd need a step-by-step guide.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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What do you call a sneaky criminal going down a staircase?

A condescending con descending.

Edit: β€œsnarky” not sneaky :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggiestnoodle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Did you hear about the woman whe gave birth in a staircase

She had a step child

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astronaut12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Did you hear about the architect who invented the worst staircase in the world?

It didn’t go down well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJawsDog
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I'm building my dream home, and doing most of the work myself. About to start the second story, so I bought a book to learn how to build a staircase.

It's a step by step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServalSpots
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I wanted to build a staircase but i changed my mind

It required too many steps.

Credits to my brother in law when he was painting his deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papermint
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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What do you call a lamp in a Peruvian staircase?

An Incan descent light bulb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wll89a
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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What do you call Cadillacs with staircases on the back?

Escaladors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabbittexpress
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I can't trust these staircases, man..

they are always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2015
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