I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
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What are the two steps to marrying a country girl?
First; a tractor.
Next; fertilizer.
How to draw stairs (step by step)
The answer is in the title.
What do you call a drunk person staggering along a street on their way home trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement?
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
I have a step ladder at home...
... I never knew my real ladder.
My step-daughter told me she was learning about Ancient Greece.
I asked her if she was also learning about ancient Friars.
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.
The friend says "hey, is he yours?"
The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."
His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"
"No. I think he speaks porch geese."
What do you get if Godzilla steps on a bar?
All step dads are faux pas
If you find this joke in the sub or other subs please link...
I told my carpenter not to carpet my steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
The first step in confronting a crafting problem,
My step sister and I share the same dad.
But her birth was a whole wifetime ago
A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
The first step to not be rude?
Flip flops are fun. Every time you take a step....
....it's like a high five for your foot.
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”
How to draw a horse in two steps:
- Draw a unicorn.
- Erase his horn.
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
What do you say when your sister steps on your foot and breaks your toe in half?
My wife was walking downstairs with the laundry, and dropped it when she missed a step.
This is another step towards greatness
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
My friend fell down a flight of steps then started looking at me without breaking eye contact...
I'm not sure why he was stairing.
What happens when you step on a grape?
It lets out a little wine.
My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
It is always make me uncomfortable when people ask about my step-ladder...
... I never even knew my real ladder
My step-father just told me this after picking peppers from his garden:
"You should put these in your tea. Then it would be HOT tea."
Learn to walk in two easy steps
I have a step ladder
I never knew my real ladder.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
This is my step ladder,
I never met my real ladder.
Here's my step-ladder
I never knew my real ladder
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
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