Iโ€™ve always followed in my fatherโ€™s footsteps until today.

He turned around and said, โ€œSTOP!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zedhead0628
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08 2020
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My dad wants me to follow in his footsteps and become a clown.

I have some big shoes to fill.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/snausagerolly
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27 2018
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My 9 year old daughter is following in my footsteps

I was telling my girlfriend her new pillowcases she bought were uncomfortable and she said they shouldn't be they're Egyptian cotton and my daughter said why have you got Egyptian Cotton....is it because you're a Mummy howls with laughter at her own joke

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mrmyke00
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08 2017
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My father was a very notorious stalker

I really wanna follow in his footsteps

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rotaspeed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01 2019
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Dad's old one-two combo.

Dad: Hey, why did the elephant paint his balls red?

Me: Umm.. I don't know, why?

Dad: To hide in a cherry tree!

Me: ...

Dad: Okay.. how did Tarzan get killed?

Me: sigh I don't know Dad, how?

Dad: Picking cherries!

Facepalms all around by everyone in earshot, and Dad would know that he had done well.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/danmayzing
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30 2013
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Finishing up dinner at a restaurant when the waitress walks over...

She looks at my dads leftovers and asks "wanna box?"

My dad doesn't miss a beat and replies "No, but do you wanna wrestle?"

He learned from the best, and I am following in his footsteps.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dontbthatguy
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