What’s it called when a pedestrian is run over by a car?

Cars Against Humanity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spjdm2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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Pedestrians vs Automobiles: Pedestrians have the right-of-way...

Until they try to prove it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylar321
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.

I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmamountain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I saw a video of pedestrians, it was called footage.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissionGoggles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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What did the roadkill say to the pedestrian?

Carrion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alllifeispain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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A pedestrian gets hit by a vehicle..

A pedestrian was hit by a vehicle while crossing the street. When asked if anyone saw anything, one man exclaimed "I don't know what I saw but it wasn't a dodge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...

It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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I asked my friend why did he walk away from his last job.

He said that his wage was so low he couldn't afford a car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woyteck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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If Beale Street could really talk, it would probably say something like 'Hey! Stop walking on me!'

Or something pedestrian like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A man runs somebody over while driving...

...and gets out of the car immediately to see if the pedestrian is alright.

Driver: "I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Pedestrian: "I'm fine, I just feel a little tired now"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACnut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2016
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Driving into a parking ramp when...

There was a sign that said "no pedestrian traffic allowed" and I read it out loud when we passed, to which my dad replied "but are pedestrians a-quiet?" Needless to say, I rolled my eyes and he laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LavastormSW
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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I do what I'm told

Driving slowly to the parking lot at the beach, I leaned over and called to some people walking along, "Watch out!"

My daughter asked me why I'd done that.

I replied, "Well, the sign back there said 'Caution Pedestrians'!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quackenstein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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