A list of puns related to "Pedestrianism"
The difference is staggering.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
Until they try to prove it!
Carrion!
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
A pedestrian was hit by a vehicle while crossing the street. When asked if anyone saw anything, one man exclaimed "I don't know what I saw but it wasn't a dodge"
He said that his wage was so low he couldn't afford a car.
Or something pedestrian like that.
...and gets out of the car immediately to see if the pedestrian is alright.
Driver: "I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Pedestrian: "I'm fine, I just feel a little tired now"
There was a sign that said "no pedestrian traffic allowed" and I read it out loud when we passed, to which my dad replied "but are pedestrians a-quiet?" Needless to say, I rolled my eyes and he laughed.
Driving slowly to the parking lot at the beach, I leaned over and called to some people walking along, "Watch out!"
My daughter asked me why I'd done that.
I replied, "Well, the sign back there said 'Caution Pedestrians'!"
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