Just saw a 3yo cycling in my property.
I'm calling the cops to report a tres-passing
I saw plenty of squirrels this morning cycling through the park.
I don't know how they can afford bikes.
I've been getting the bus to work since I dislocated my thumb and today was my first day cycling again. I was a little nervous...
But thankfully it was just like riding a bike!
Reddit, We are going to start a furniture up-cycling project and are looking for punny names, what can you come up with?
I couldn't come up with any good ones myshelf.
French cycling competition
The family and I were watching the Olympic cycling
Stepmum: Wow this is the most exciting event we've had all year!
Me: No it's not, you're just being velodromatic!
Watching the Olympic track cycling...
My housemate: Do they have brakes?
Me: No, because then somebody would have to remember whereabouts on the track all the cyclists were while they got a bottle of water and a snack.
My housemate: ugh.
I got my friend while talking about my new cycling bib.
He commented that it looked pretty cool, but that my bulge was a bit...distracting.
I responded, "I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm big boned."
Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They say she had a mean flow...
What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
Why is it called the “menstrual cycle”?
Because female problems have a tendency to start with “men”.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
God finished creating the 24-hour cycle on Earth...
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”
Which vehicle is part of the LGBTQ community?
Do you know why it's called the "menstrual cycle"?
Because female problems tend to start with "men".
Edit: I'm not a feminist or taking a dig at men. Just making a joke. Also, I'm a man.
I always fall down from my cycle riding on uneven bumpy roads.
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
What would you call a maniac on a bikeway?
My girlfriend wrote an article about the history of the menstrual cycle...
If falling asleep driving a car is sleeping behind the wheel, what do you call falling asleep driving a motorcycle?
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They're full of cycle paths.
If a bicycle can't stay up on its own because it's two-tired, then why can a motor cycle stay up?
This Guys a Real Cycle-path
Why does the cycle keep falling down?
I was wondering why Popeye keeps scratching himself at Soul Cycle...
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
If you cycle likes both genders it's a bi-cycle
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He shouts, “A beer please! And one for the road!”
cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl
Why can't a cycle stand on it's own?
Masturbation addiction is a viscous cycle
What do you call a cycle that let’s both men and women ride it?
Did you guys know that if a woman's egg isn't fertilized, she'll eject it during her next menstrual cycle?
Sounds like an ovary action to me...
Who ever discovered the menstrual cycle...
Should get a standing ovulation.
what, would you say, is the craziest kind of road out there?
my votes for the cycle-path.
So Christian Yelich hit for the Cycle again last night.
I guess you can say he got a Bi-Cycle last night.
Menstrual cycles are the worst
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
What do the people say about the female rapper on her menstrual cycle?
Did you hear about the female rapper that only battled while she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow
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