I'm calling the cops to report a tres-passing
I don't know how they can afford bikes.
But thankfully it was just like riding a bike!
I couldn't come up with any good ones myshelf.
Stepmum: Wow this is the most exciting event we've had all year!
Me: No it's not, you're just being velodromatic!
My housemate: Do they have brakes?
Me: No, because then somebody would have to remember whereabouts on the track all the cyclists were while they got a bottle of water and a snack.
My housemate: ugh.
He commented that it looked pretty cool, but that my bulge was a bit...distracting.
I responded, "I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm big boned."
They say she had a mean flow...
BIKINGS
A cycle path.
Because female problems have a tendency to start with “men”.
A length of freeway walked into a bar, and yelled out "I'm the meanest bit of road west of the Pesos, nobody wanna mess with me!"
Then some duplicated overpass walked into the bar. "Anybody think they're tough enough to take on this piece of transit infrastructure? Well, are ya?"
Finally a stretch of dual carriageway walked into the bar. "This bad boy is badder than all you weaklings, whaddya gonna do about it!"
As they were all glaring at each other in a Mexican standoff, some bicycle laneway walked into the bar, threw a chair out of the way and kicked over a table. "I'm the roughest, toughest, meanest, baddest piece of asphalt there is! You're all soft snowflakes! Ain't anyone who has the guts to take me on!"
The first three roadways all immediately turned to the bar and started meekly sipping their drinks, trying to look inconspicuous. The bartender asked them "What's the matter, are you going to let him get away with that? Why don't you stand up to him?"
"We aren't going to mess with him", they replied, "He's a real cycle path".
Attire.
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”
The bi-cycle.
Because female problems tend to start with "men".
Edit: I'm not a feminist or taking a dig at men. Just making a joke. Also, I'm a man.
It's a vicious cycle.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
It's a period piece.
It's more revved up
A cycle-path psychopath.
They're full of cycle paths.
Because it’s too tired.
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
Because it's two tired.
Synonym roll
He shouts, “A beer please! And one for the road!”
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
A bi-cycle
Sounds like an ovary action to me...
Should get a standing ovulation.
my votes for the cycle-path.
I guess you can say he got a Bi-Cycle last night.
She had a mean flow
They said she had a mean flow
