Why did cowboys ride horses?

It be-hooved them.

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What kind of motorcycles do livestock ride?

COWasaki!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razonje
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What's the best ride in Candy Land?

The Rollo' Coaster

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Our local priest rides around our town on a motorbike all day.

We just call him Rev.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Taken for a ride
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?

A Ferrous Wheel! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fafnir_19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What’s a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?

The Ferrets Wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stiltonfondu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?

Kaneiiiiigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.

It wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyLord_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I wanted to ride horses so I went to a ranch near me.

When I asked if they have riding lessons they said neigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSeVinx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign

he was above it

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.

Ooops, wrong bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I just paid Β£25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to a launderette...

I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ilovegingerhair18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What is Ironman’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The Ferrous Wheel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andeargdue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I was talking to a guy that builds rides in theme parks.

"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.

He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Apu and his family went on a bike ride.

It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?

A pedalfile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?

Carpool tunnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pure_evil1979
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...

It was a pinto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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How many people can ride in an ambulance?

Just a paramedics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.

And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.

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How much does it cost to ride Santa’s sleigh?

About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0wser_304
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What I really miss about getting rides to work

Is being driven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I would ride it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curtbot9001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I decided to use a ride-hailing app

I got to my destination uber quickly

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...

It's our hey-ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?

Nope, it wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why do dinosaurs hate long car rides?

Because it gives them a Brach-ache-and-a-saurass.

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Every morning I take a bike ride through the park at least twice no matter how exhausted I am...

I always push myself to recycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirateking1000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why did farmer ride his horse to town ?

It was too heavy to carry !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0DENAME-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What kind of Motorbike does a comedian ride?

A Yamahahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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If you ride a bike once, then ride it again

is that recycling?

(My dad's joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pessimistic_soul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Why did the Bostonian ride the bus to work wearing denim?

Because they couldn't find their khakis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squrr1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call an amusement ride made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.

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