I'll spare a chain of bike puns
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
So the cops just came to my door, they said my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them "my dog doesn't even own a bike"
Had to get a kickstand for my bike.
It was two tired to stand on its own.
I rode my bike again for the first time since my teens. I can’t believe that I can still ride it so well.
It’s just like riding a bike.
I gave my bike a new name after it came back from the bell repair shop
It has a nice ring to it.
A bear is riding a bike in the woods
when he passes a man who notices him and yells:
"What the heck?! Bears don't know how to ride bikes!
The bear replies: "oh right, i forgot!" and tips over.
My uncle used to tell me this joke as a kid and it took me a while to understand the tiny but valuable lesson behind it.
My teenage daughter was sat idle on our spinning bike...
I told her she needed to listen to less cardiB and start doing more cardiO
A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn't do the job anymore.
Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
why does a bike need a kick stand?
because it's two-tired to stand on it's own
Why is riding a bike, jumping off, then riding a bike again good for the environment?
I bought an exercise bike, but I got rid of it after 2 weeks..
Didn't seem to be getting anywhere.
Why can't the bike ever get up on time?
Our family dog used to chase people riding bikes
It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.
My bike wheel was crooked, but now it's fixed.
I yelled “COW” at a woman on a bike.
She flipped me off then hit the cow.
Bought a stationary bike today
but I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.
Where do crazy people ride their bikes?
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
“Will my son able to speak again?”
Why are trains such good bike riders?
Because of the train wheels!!
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They're full of cycle paths.
What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.
Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
Why did the bike fall?
Because it was too tired.
Just had the police tell my my dog attacked someone on a bike
I said it couldn't have been my dog, he doesn't own a bike
A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.
I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.
My bike won't stand on it's own.
Why did the bike fall over?
Why did the bike fall over?
I bought a stationary bike...
But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
Why did the bike fall over?
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
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