I'll spare a chain of bike puns
πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
🚨︎ report
Bike Pun Joke; YouTube channel just about Puns youtube.com/watch?v=6pmCe…
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/infiniteknight32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
🚨︎ report
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire

πŸ‘︎ 113
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ May 19
🚨︎ report
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.

A cycle path.

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tim_breeding
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
🚨︎ report
So the cops just came to my door, they said my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them "my dog doesn't even own a bike"
πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Vicious5150
πŸ“…︎ May 15
🚨︎ report
Had to get a kickstand for my bike.

It was two tired to stand on its own.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WTFisaMcNasty
πŸ“…︎ May 11
🚨︎ report
I rode my bike again for the first time since my teens. I can’t believe that I can still ride it so well.

It’s just like riding a bike.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/njsh20
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
🚨︎ report
I gave my bike a new name after it came back from the bell repair shop

It has a nice ring to it.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Justin_unsilenced
πŸ“…︎ May 28
🚨︎ report
A bear is riding a bike in the woods

when he passes a man who notices him and yells:

"What the heck?! Bears don't know how to ride bikes!

The bear replies: "oh right, i forgot!" and tips over.

My uncle used to tell me this joke as a kid and it took me a while to understand the tiny but valuable lesson behind it.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 11
🚨︎ report
My teenage daughter was sat idle on our spinning bike...

I told her she needed to listen to less cardiB and start doing more cardiO

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/olivermbs
πŸ“…︎ May 11
🚨︎ report
A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?

You fall off

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ May 08
🚨︎ report
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn't do the job anymore.

Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Only1Skrybe
πŸ“…︎ May 07
🚨︎ report
why does a bike need a kick stand?

because it's two-tired to stand on it's own

πŸ‘︎ 72
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/emiliith
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
🚨︎ report
Why is riding a bike, jumping off, then riding a bike again good for the environment?

Because its recycling.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
🚨︎ report
I bought an exercise bike, but I got rid of it after 2 weeks..

Didn't seem to be getting anywhere.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
🚨︎ report
Why can't the bike ever get up on time?

Two tired.

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/realtjmusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
🚨︎ report
Our family dog used to chase people riding bikes

It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
🚨︎ report
My bike wheel was crooked, but now it's fixed.

True story.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/isellmidgets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
🚨︎ report
I yelled β€œCOW” at a woman on a bike.

She flipped me off then hit the cow.

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
🚨︎ report
Bought a stationary bike today

but I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
🚨︎ report
Where do crazy people ride their bikes?

On the psycho path

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ivy7496
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?

β€œWill my son able to speak again?”

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Elver-Galarga7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
🚨︎ report
Why are trains such good bike riders?

Because of the train wheels!!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ekerny306
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
🚨︎ report
I avoid bike trails after dark.

They're full of cycle paths.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/UserCheckNamesOut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
🚨︎ report
That is a bike I want!!
πŸ‘︎ 55
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?

"Are you my mudder?"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
🚨︎ report
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?

Because it was stationary.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
🚨︎ report
On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.

Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
🚨︎ report
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
🚨︎ report
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/subaz08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
🚨︎ report
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
🚨︎ report
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it

I guess it must be sprocket science

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the bike fall?

Because it was too tired.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tonheatz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
🚨︎ report
Why did the bike fall

Because it was 2 tired

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 17
🚨︎ report
Why did the bike fall?

Because it was 2 tired

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
🚨︎ report
Just had the police tell my my dog attacked someone on a bike

I said it couldn't have been my dog, he doesn't own a bike

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yoru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
🚨︎ report
A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.

I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
🚨︎ report
My bike won't stand on it's own.

It's two tired.

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/karl_oskar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeJoey2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report
Why did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/goddred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report
I bought a stationary bike...

But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
🚨︎ report
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot

It got so bad I had to take his bike away

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the bike fall over?

It was Two Tired

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/reefer_rat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
🚨︎ report
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.

That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/revsilverspine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A tyre.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RocketButtMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Why can’t a bike stand on its own?

It’s two tired

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SilkeNL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.