Did you hear about the whale who always wears a helmet when riding a bike?

He does it for safety porpoises

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
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Inadvertently Dad-Joked Myself...

I've recovering from a bad road bike crash where I fractured my hip and was in the hospital a few days after surgery (about 4 weeks ago). I was knocked unconscious in the crash, but my helmet probably saved my life and I was diagnosed with post-traumatic amnesia.

A few days later I was talking to a friend and he was asking about the crash and I said, "The doctor told me a name for the type of amnesia it is, but I don't remember it..."

He replied with a laugh, "Did you mean to make that joke?"

I didn't. It's hilarious.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Horse_Glue_Knower
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