Thousands of years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.
In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia
The entire stock - wiped out
If you repeat a colon in Australia,
would that give you a colon oz copy?
Australia's most wanted criminal was arrested stealing a car in a car in Canberra today
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s main export.
I am thinking of going Australia for a vacation
But will I get laid if I visit Adelaid?
If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?
All this talk about Australia...
Is spreading like wildfire.
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.
A British man is visiting Australia and is asked by the Customs Officer if he has a criminal record.
He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.
Spotted in Brisbane, Australia
U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bono’s voice
Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
My friend got chased by a dog while in Australia
Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.
Can I get the check, mate?
Did you hear about Australia heating up to 50°C?
It's a pretty hot topic right now.
you know why it's so hard to hack Australia?
WHole country's a firewall
Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?
In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…
What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
Her: Did you know Australia has 9 of the world’s 10 deadliest snakes?
What do you call a local network in Australia?
It's a shame nothing is made in Australia anymore.....
I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!
Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?
Because they offer koalaity service.
Credit where credit is do... my wife just said that out of nowhere.
I love her so much
I recently visited Broome, Western Australia.
Shout out to all the folks from Australia, great people.
Bunch of Joeys over there.
What will you call two people working together in Australia?
When you're in Australia and you finish eating at a restaurant....
An American tourist in Australia was in an accident.
The next day, he woke up in the hospital and asked, “Did you bring me here to die?”
The orderly said, “No, mate. We brought you here yesterday.”
If a person goes to Australia and puts on a costume to look like a roo.
Would it be a Kanga-ruse?
TIL: A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.
Wow, I just remembered that there are so many more countries in Oceania than just Australia. I can't believe I suffered from Indamnesia
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent
A much better name for Australia.
Today I told my family that I would be going to Australia this afternoon.
Because I am going down unda’! (Anesthesia... I’m having surgery today.)
I met a guy from Australia who works in IT.
I said, "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
Two baked beans were travelling around Australia, do you know where they ended up?
met a sushi chef from Australia
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
I regret buying a boomerang with teeth on my recent trip to Australia.
Why is Australia the land down under?
Because on the opposite side of the earth, Europe.
Chris Hemsworth is from Australia and Thor is from space, making Chris an Australian and Thor an Australien?
r/Australia doesn't have many reposts...
lots of aboriginal content.
This bakery on the way out of Tamworth, Australia
What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?
If you leave yogurt on it's own for while it develops it's own culture.
Australia doesn't exist so it doesn't work
what do you call a lie Australia
A man was attacked by a shark in the waters off Australia...
He was a good old chum, said his friend.
Why aren't there any black bears in Australia?
Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.
Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.
What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?
The difference between North America and Australia is night and day.
I was travelling to Australia and they asked me at the gate if I had any arrests or felonies...
I didnt know that was still a requirement to get in!
Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?
He wanted to see world peas.
A pun in Australia
Jack: Joe, can you go to the board meeting, take my place and vote?
Joe: Ok, but I may not vote exactly as you would, Jack.
Joe: Because you are asking me to be ... a proxy, mate!
If Australia is upside down...
Shouldn't drop bears be called jump bears?
I want to move to Australia and become a small business lender.
I'll be known as the Funder from Down Under.
The Local Area Network in Australia is known as the LAN down under
I'll never forget what my mom said about my dead beat of a dad from Australia..
Nickelodeon Australia has a word of warning this Father's Day
I was going to get waxed before heading to Australia this year for Christmas.
A plan for my (really loose) recreation Romeo and Juliet set in colonial Australia.
Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.
Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.
That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.
One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together
Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.
TIL That Australia has no bears.
But one native species seems to have all the koalaifcations.
Im doing a project on Australia for my school and I would love to have some puns i could use in my presentation
I stayed in Australia for a while and was rewarded with the ultimate Dad story
My friend had a really interesting job. One of those jobs you didn't know people could get.
tl;dr just read it, it's worth reading the whole description of the job
Before I moved, my neighbor's job was based in Antarctica. He worked with one of the research centers there, and his job was standing up penguins. I kid you not — when shipments arrived by air, like by helicopter or by airplane or whatever, the penguins would all look up with their tiny heads and look up so high they would fall over backwards. Now, penguins are super awkward in how they waddle everywhere, and so, not wanting to disturb the local environment, the research station had to have someone that could suit up and go out there and stand up penguins.
As soon as every shipment arrived, he would say, "Welp, better go suit up now," get into the whole penguin suit, and waddle out there all incognito and stand the penguins on their feet again. I'm sure they could have done it on their own, eventually, but the idea was
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So there has been a recent resurgence of the KKK in Australia...
While trekking Kings Canyon in Australia. "If this wasn't a canyon I would say it was 'gorge'ous here"
Ex-prime minister of Australia is a Dad (x-post tumblr)
My friend uploaded a picture of him travelling in Australia, I could feel his eye roll from home
KFC Australia - Cricket Season Menu...
The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.
Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season"
Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"
It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.
If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?