Thousands of years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia

The entire stock - wiped out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00eleven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Happy Australia Day,

May 8!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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If you repeat a colon in Australia,

would that give you a colon oz copy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Australia's most wanted criminal was arrested stealing a car in a car in Canberra today

He was caught in the ACT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s main export.

And then import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I am thinking of going Australia for a vacation

But will I get laid if I visit Adelaid?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rumble_ftw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?

Agstralia.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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All this talk about Australia...

Is spreading like wildfire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackeyeThe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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A British man is visiting Australia and is asked by the Customs Officer if he has a criminal record.

He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Spotted in Brisbane, Australia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielBWeston
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bono’s voice

Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delliott90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My friend got chased by a dog while in Australia

It dingo well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.

Check, mate.

Checkmate.

Can I get the check, mate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about Australia heating up to 50Β°C?

It's a pretty hot topic right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesterJesterson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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you know why it's so hard to hack Australia?

WHole country's a firewall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?

Black Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…

Boomer rang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?

A pineapple cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.

They call it Boo-Meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadBodDeadpool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Her: Did you know Australia has 9 of the world’s 10 deadliest snakes?

Me: Shit! One escaped?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What do you call a local network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainjbao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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It's a shame nothing is made in Australia anymore.....

I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?

Because they offer koalaity service.

Credit where credit is do... my wife just said that out of nowhere.

I love her so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JophTheFreetrader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I recently visited Broome, Western Australia.

I was swept off my feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Shout out to all the folks from Australia, great people.

Bunch of Joeys over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What will you call two people working together in Australia?

Comets.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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When you're in Australia and you finish eating at a restaurant....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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An American tourist in Australia was in an accident.

The next day, he woke up in the hospital and asked, β€œDid you bring me here to die?”

The orderly said, β€œNo, mate. We brought you here yesterday.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavinella
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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If a person goes to Australia and puts on a costume to look like a roo.

Would it be a Kanga-ruse?

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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TIL: A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Wow, I just remembered that there are so many more countries in Oceania than just Australia. I can't believe I suffered from Indamnesia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam-P-D
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean

It’s now classified as an in-continent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theedjman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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A much better name for Australia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Today I told my family that I would be going to Australia this afternoon.

Because I am going down unda’! (Anesthesia... I’m having surgery today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeb71
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I met a guy from Australia who works in IT.

I said, "Do you come from a LAN down under?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Two baked beans were travelling around Australia, do you know where they ended up?

In cairns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImElyk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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met a sushi chef from Australia

he said he Rolls-Royce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porpois
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...

... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I regret buying a boomerang with teeth on my recent trip to Australia.

It came back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why is Australia the land down under?

Because on the opposite side of the earth, Europe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Chris Hemsworth is from Australia and Thor is from space, making Chris an Australian and Thor an Australien?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbrine21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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r/Australia doesn't have many reposts...

lots of aboriginal content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenethorWithDip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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This bakery on the way out of Tamworth, Australia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haydstradamus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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What's the difference between yogurt and Australia?

If you leave yogurt on it's own for while it develops it's own culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-ed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Australia doesn't exist so it doesn't work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/obliveater95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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what do you call a lie Australia

A kangaruse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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A man was attacked by a shark in the waters off Australia...

He was a good old chum, said his friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Why aren't there any black bears in Australia?

They aren't koalafied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennybyrnes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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What do you call a unique Ab workout that was started in the Outback of Australia?

Ab-Original!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofthepassel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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The difference between North America and Australia is night and day.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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I was travelling to Australia and they asked me at the gate if I had any arrests or felonies...

I didnt know that was still a requirement to get in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Superfist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?

He wanted to see world peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeyourballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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A pun in Australia

In Australia:

Jack: Joe, can you go to the board meeting, take my place and vote?

Joe: Ok, but I may not vote exactly as you would, Jack.

Jack: Why?

Joe: Because you are asking me to be ... a proxy, mate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunoutofcontrol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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If Australia is upside down...

Shouldn't drop bears be called jump bears?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolcat430
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I want to move to Australia and become a small business lender.

I'll be known as the Funder from Down Under.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezthepinnacle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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The Local Area Network in Australia is known as the LAN down under
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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Going to a gaming tournament in Australia I'm so excited imgur.com/gQZDWTC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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I'll never forget what my mom said about my dead beat of a dad from Australia..

He's a lion cheetah!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gulia1213
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2017
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Nickelodeon Australia has a word of warning this Father's Day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_dJDPgac0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBones90
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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I was going to get waxed before heading to Australia this year for Christmas.

But it's such a rip off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweathesmallshit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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A plan for my (really loose) recreation Romeo and Juliet set in colonial Australia.
  1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

  2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

  3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

  4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

  5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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TIL That Australia has no bears.

But one native species seems to have all the koalaifcations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Im doing a project on Australia for my school and I would love to have some puns i could use in my presentation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamin007
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2013
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I stayed in Australia for a while and was rewarded with the ultimate Dad story

My friend had a really interesting job. One of those jobs you didn't know people could get.

tl;dr just read it, it's worth reading the whole description of the job

Before I moved, my neighbor's job was based in Antarctica. He worked with one of the research centers there, and his job was standing up penguins. I kid you not β€” when shipments arrived by air, like by helicopter or by airplane or whatever, the penguins would all look up with their tiny heads and look up so high they would fall over backwards. Now, penguins are super awkward in how they waddle everywhere, and so, not wanting to disturb the local environment, the research station had to have someone that could suit up and go out there and stand up penguins.

As soon as every shipment arrived, he would say, "Welp, better go suit up now," get into the whole penguin suit, and waddle out there all incognito and stand the penguins on their feet again. I'm sure they could have done it on their own, eventually, but the idea was

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L1AM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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So there has been a recent resurgence of the KKK in Australia...

It's the re-awaKKKening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grogmir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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So the AFP made a drug bust today.. crosspost from /r/australia reddit.com/r/australia/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObeyTheCowGod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2014
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While trekking Kings Canyon in Australia. "If this wasn't a canyon I would say it was 'gorge'ous here"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackcoala
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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Ex-prime minister of Australia is a Dad (x-post tumblr)

http://i.imgur.com/424NPV4.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dikbutjenkins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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My friend uploaded a picture of him travelling in Australia, I could feel his eye roll from home

http://imgur.com/wiQHuxK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdoyler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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KFC Australia - Cricket Season Menu...

The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.

Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"

It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverbeet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?

Agstralia

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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