Australia needs some love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamerheadH
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"

"A"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?

Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathcomrad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Supper in Australia is sdowner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmallmao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do they call Halloween in Australia?

G'day ween

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martyconfetti
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Australia Vs New Zealand

Do you know why Australia is better than New Zealand?

Australia has 6 stars and New Zealand only 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BorisLordofCats
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How does an Optometrist in Australia greet his patients?

Good eye, mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtnels0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What happened to the baked beans that took a trip around Australia?

They ended up in Cairns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SentinalBravo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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The boomerang is Australia's number one export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Australia’s recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion

Victoria ruins it for everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Gums
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I met a guy from Australia who works in IT

I asked: Do you come from a LAN down under

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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The animals in Australia are dangerous

but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweettongued1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia

The entire stock - wiped out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00eleven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?

Agstralia.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Thousands of years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Happy Australia Day,

May 8!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I am thinking of going Australia for a vacation

But will I get laid if I visit Adelaid?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rumble_ftw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Australia's most wanted criminal was arrested stealing a car in a car in Canberra today

He was caught in the ACT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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If you repeat a colon in Australia,

would that give you a colon oz copy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s main export.

And then import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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All this talk about Australia...

Is spreading like wildfire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackeyeThe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Spotted in Brisbane, Australia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielBWeston
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Her: Did you know Australia has 9 of the world’s 10 deadliest snakes?

Me: Shit! One escaped?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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When you're in Australia and you finish eating at a restaurant....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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My friend got chased by a dog while in Australia

It dingo well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.

Check, mate.

Checkmate.

Can I get the check, mate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bono’s voice

Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delliott90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A British man is visiting Australia and is asked by the Customs Officer if he has a criminal record.

He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Did you hear about Australia heating up to 50Β°C?

It's a pretty hot topic right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesterJesterson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you call a local network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainjbao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…

Boomer rang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?

A pineapple cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?

Black Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justainsel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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you know why it's so hard to hack Australia?

WHole country's a firewall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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TIL: A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.

They call it Boo-Meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadBodDeadpool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?

Because they offer koalaity service.

Credit where credit is do... my wife just said that out of nowhere.

I love her so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JophTheFreetrader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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It's a shame nothing is made in Australia anymore.....

I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I recently visited Broome, Western Australia.

I was swept off my feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s only export.

And import.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?

Agstralia

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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