How is the worst drummer in Asia called?
They're called No Thai Ming!
I asked the coronavirus the other day how it made it’s way to Western Asia.
My friend was leading his wild, shaggy-haired ox thru the mountains of central Asia when it projectile vomited all over his feet!
What do you call a Latino in Asia?
I'm Caucasian but my wife's relatives are from Southeast Asia
It's easy to tell who my in-laws are when they are Hmong my family
BREAKING NEWS: To get a better response in Asia, Billie Dee Williams is being replaced with an virtually unknown actor.
People are already calling the character Rando Calrissian.
Why is a city an Asia so organized?
Do you know why asia is so populated?
Because of a rice in food production
What’s the most popular workout song in Southeast Asia?
I can easily buy a Xiaomi phone in Asia
What do you call a ship from Asia?
Good morning Asia!
Rice and shrine everyone!
"Is it weird if I really like the mountains that separate Europe from Asia?"
What motivates people to work out in Southeast Asia?
Most countries is Asia are fake
Why blurry criminal images get sent to Asia to zoom and enhance?
Youths in Asia is an issue worth discussing.
Can you conquer the continent of Asia?
Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?
He wanted to see world peas.
Why are people in Northern Asia so stressed out?
Did you guys know Fiat makes cars in Asia, despite being an Italian car company?
They mainly manufacture out of FIATnam.
I dropped everything and went to Asia...
You could say it was the heat of the moment
Why would you go to a job fair in Asia?
Teaching Abroad in Asia
I've been China get a job to pursue my teaching Korea but I'm willing Tibet the pay is Laos-y and I don't wan't money Thai-ing me down.
Q: "Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"
A: "Terrible son. In fact, it was downright Laosy."
My father went to Asia once when I was very young
The first thing he said when he got back - "Man am I disoriented."