How is the worst drummer in Asia called?

They're called No Thai Ming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeszzAvrenite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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I asked the coronavirus the other day how it made it’s way to Western Asia.

It replied: β€œIran”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uraverageuser1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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My friend was leading his wild, shaggy-haired ox thru the mountains of central Asia when it projectile vomited all over his feet!

It yakked on his shoes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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What do you call a Latino in Asia?

Thai-Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumelDuma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I'm Caucasian but my wife's relatives are from Southeast Asia

It's easy to tell who my in-laws are when they are Hmong my family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatdivide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: To get a better response in Asia, Billie Dee Williams is being replaced with an virtually unknown actor.

People are already calling the character Rando Calrissian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why is a city an Asia so organized?

Because it’s Taipei.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nurplehaze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Do you know why asia is so populated?

Because of a rice in food production

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What’s the most popular workout song in Southeast Asia?

β€œEye of the Thai girl”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I can easily buy a Xiaomi phone in Asia

but Mi gonna ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickstr_2293
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What do you call a ship from Asia?

Thaitanic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyPaiizz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Good morning Asia!

Rice and shrine everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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"Is it weird if I really like the mountains that separate Europe from Asia?"

Nope, Ural good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dayman__aAa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What motivates people to work out in Southeast Asia?

Eye of the Thai girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Most countries is Asia are fake

Only one Israel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedHood000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why blurry criminal images get sent to Asia to zoom and enhance?

Because InterpolAsian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Youths in Asia is an issue worth discussing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristofanis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Can you conquer the continent of Asia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomradeTuniska
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?

He wanted to see world peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeyourballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why are people in Northern Asia so stressed out?

They're always Russian

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Did you guys know Fiat makes cars in Asia, despite being an Italian car company?

They mainly manufacture out of FIATnam.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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I dropped everything and went to Asia...

You could say it was the heat of the moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clark_Lennon3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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Why would you go to a job fair in Asia?

To get a Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcg2011
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Teaching Abroad in Asia

I've been China get a job to pursue my teaching Korea but I'm willing Tibet the pay is Laos-y and I don't wan't money Thai-ing me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tritty_kutz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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Q: "Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"

A: "Terrible son. In fact, it was downright Laosy."

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My father went to Asia once when I was very young

The first thing he said when he got back - "Man am I disoriented."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max13007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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