If you have delusional visions of grandeur that involve Asian noodles...

...does that make you a megalomeiniac?

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📅︎ Nov 12 2015
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I was making Asian noodles with my girlfriend

and said, "If I had an apartment in Thailand, I'd call it my Pad Thai."

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📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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